Teaching JavaScript: The Ultimate Humanitarian Crisis

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Teaching JavaScript: The Ultimate Humanitarian Crisis

javascript-memes, programming-memes, tech-humor-memes, silicon-valley-memes, web-development-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Forcing refugees to learn JavaScript? I can't decide if that's humanitarian aid or a war crime. Nothing says "welcome to your new life" like explaining callback hell and prototype inheritance to people who just want clean water. The absolute confidence of thinking you're saving the world by unleashing more JavaScript developers upon it is peak Silicon Valley delusion. Next up: solving world hunger with blockchain and React hooks!

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