Teaching JavaScript: The Ultimate Humanitarian Crisis

The eternal quest for software enlightenment ends with a splash of cold reality. After 15 years of searching, our intrepid developer discovers the sacred "Scroll of Truth" only to chuck it back into the abyss when faced with the uncomfortable revelation that "adding another layer of abstraction does not solve every problem." Somewhere, a senior architect is furiously drawing another UML diagram to prove this wrong while three new JavaScript frameworks were created during the time it took you to read this.

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The five stages of beginner developer delusion, perfectly captured in skeletal form. It starts with innocent enthusiasm, quickly escalates to "I'm learning React to learn JavaScript" (which is like saying "I'm learning to fly a Boeing 747 to understand gravity"), then rapidly descends into the fever dream of building Netflix clones with ChatGPT after 72 hours of coding. By stage four, our protagonist is planning an AI SaaS empire after a week of copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers. The final transformation into a complete skeleton represents the ultimate delusion: dropping engineering college for a bootcamp that "guarantees" job offers. Senior developers watching this evolution: *sips coffee in traumatized silence*

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