Sanskrit: The Ancient Programming Language You Never Knew You Needed

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Sanskrit: The Ancient Programming Language You Never Knew You Needed

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STOP THE PRESSES! Apparently we've been doing it wrong this entire time! Why struggle with Python or JavaScript when you can just code in SANSKRIT?! 🙄

According to this GROUNDBREAKING news from the year 2025 (time travelers, much?), Sanskrit is the "most computer-friendly language" - because nothing says efficient programming like a 3500-year-old language with 49 letters and complex grammatical rules!

Next week: "Hieroglyphics - The Secret to Optimizing Your Docker Containers" and "Morse Code: The Ultimate Frontend Framework." I'm absolutely DYING. 💀

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