When your startup investor says "just code it" and suddenly you're expected to violate the laws of physics, medicine, and ethics simultaneously. The bearded programmer's thousand-yard stare says it all – somewhere between "I need stronger coffee" and "I should've become a farmer." This is basically the Theranos business model repackaged as a casual Slack request. Sure thing, boss! Let me just invent impossible medical technology between standup meetings while maintaining perfect code and definitely not committing securities fraud. No biggie!
The Full Stack Medical Miracle Worker
1 month ago
193,664 views
0 shares

startup-memes, theranos-memes, impossible-demands-memes, full-stack-memes, tech-satire-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
More Like This
Please don't forget your laptop
3 years ago
65.2K views
0 shares

C
2 years ago
31.8K views
0 shares

Explaining Complex Algorithm To Non Coders
11 months ago
35.2K views
0 shares

I'm afraid when I see that my money is being managed by Microsoft OS
1 year ago
37.7K views
0 shares

Tech Lead Life
5 months ago
142.6K views
0 shares

Does this apply to programmers?
2 years ago
32.6K views
0 shares

Loading more content...