The Full Stack Medical Miracle Worker

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The Full Stack Medical Miracle Worker

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When your startup investor says "just code it" and suddenly you're expected to violate the laws of physics, medicine, and ethics simultaneously. The bearded programmer's thousand-yard stare says it all – somewhere between "I need stronger coffee" and "I should've become a farmer." This is basically the Theranos business model repackaged as a casual Slack request. Sure thing, boss! Let me just invent impossible medical technology between standup meetings while maintaining perfect code and definitely not committing securities fraud. No biggie!

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