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Deep Learning
AI Algorithms Programming
22 days ago 156.4K views 0 shares
Deep Learning
Studying machine learning while submerged in a swimming pool isn't what the recruiters meant by "deep learning experience." Six months into this AI project and I'm still just trying to keep my head above water. The documentation might as well be written in Atlantean.

The Ultimate Dokker For Your Code!
Docker Devops Kubernetes Programming
1 month ago 134.9K views 0 shares
The Ultimate Dokker For Your Code!
OMG, BEHOLD! The ultimate programmer chariot has arrived in all its glory - the mighty Dokker ! 🚗 Just IMAGINE pulling up to your tech company in this majestic blue beast while your coworkers GASP in awe. "Is that... is that a DOCKER reference on wheels?!" they'll scream, completely missing that it's spelled differently because DETAILS ARE HARD when you've been debugging for 36 hours straight! Perfect for containerizing your groceries, scaling your carpool lanes, and orchestrating your road trips with Kubernetes-level precision! The only vehicle that makes you feel like you're literally DRIVING your production environment!

The Three Heads Of Database Terminology
Databases Programming Backend
1 month ago 141.7K views 0 shares
The Three Heads Of Database Terminology
The three-headed dragon meme takes on database humor with a linguistic twist. The fierce left head represents SQL (Structured Query Language), the menacing middle head is SEQUEL (SQL's original name at IBM), while the derpy right head is just... SQUIRREL, complete with tongue sticking out. It's basically how your brain processes technical acronyms after staring at database errors for 12 straight hours. The progression from professional database terminology to random woodland creature is the mental breakdown we never knew we needed.

They Don't Know How To Join Tables
Frontend Javascript Programming Databases Backend
1 month ago 194.4K views 0 shares
They Don't Know How To Join Tables
Frontend developers getting roasted harder than the CPU running their npm install. The joke hinges on SQL's JOIN operation - something backend folks use to combine data from multiple database tables. Meanwhile, frontend devs are over there positioning divs and arguing about whether dark mode should be activated based on system preferences or user choice. Can't blame them though - hard to join tables when all you've ever joined is another JavaScript framework bandwagon.

This Drive Isn't Just SATA... It's SATA AF
Hardware
2 months ago 93.6K views 0 shares
This Drive Isn't Just SATA... It's SATA AF
OH. MY. STORAGE. 💀 I can't even with this hard drive right now! The label says "SATA AF" which is supposed to mean "SATA Advanced Format" but it's giving major "SATA As F***" energy! That Seagate Barracuda isn't just storing your precious data - it's doing it with ATTITUDE. When your computer asks for files, this drive doesn't just transfer data, it throws it with a hair flip and says "here's your spreadsheet, BESTIE." Honestly, the only thing more dramatic than this drive is me explaining it. It's not a storage solution, it's a STORAGE STATEMENT. 💚

Updated BIOS With A "Thumb Drive"
Hardware
2 months ago 90.7K views 0 shares
Updated BIOS With A "Thumb Drive"
OH. MY. GOD. Someone took "thumb drive" WAY too literally! Instead of using an actual USB flash drive to update their BIOS like a normal human being, this tech rebel just JAMMED THEIR ACTUAL THUMB into the computer port! The audacity! The innovation! The sheer disregard for basic computer anatomy! I'm having heart palpitations just looking at this hardware violation. Next thing you know they'll be "installing more RAM" by shoving a sheep into their PC case. THE HORROR!

Cloud Storage: The Literal Implementation
Cloud Devops AWS Programming
2 months ago 160.2K views 0 shares
Cloud Storage: The Literal Implementation
Finally found where AWS keeps all my data! Turns out "cloud storage" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my S3 costs keep piling up - they're buying premium cotton. Bet they charge extra for the "fluffy tier" too. Next time sales promises "elastic cloud scaling," I'm just going to point to this closet and ask which shelf they plan to use.

So It's Like, Fast
Hardware
2 months ago 105.7K views 0 shares
So It's Like, Fast
Ah yes, the legendary SATA cable marked "ASAP" - when your data transfer needs to happen yesterday. Nothing says "high priority computing" like a cable that's literally labeled with urgency. Somewhere, a sysadmin is nodding knowingly while muttering "faster than USB, slower than my patience." The irony of hardware that can't actually go any faster despite its desperate labeling is the silent scream of IT departments everywhere.

Do Not Drink The Mastercard Mouse Water
Hardware Programming
2 months ago 104.7K views 0 shares
Do Not Drink The Mastercard Mouse Water
That awkward moment when your Mastercard-branded mouse contains actual liquid. Forbidden developer fuel right there! The mouse designer clearly misunderstood the concept of "liquid assets." This is what happens when the UX team takes "fluid interface" too literally. Next thing you know, they'll be putting RAM in actual sheep and wondering why the system keeps falling asleep.

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You Would Not Get It
Networking Programming Backend
2 months ago 150.4K views 0 shares
You Would Not Get It
The brilliance of this joke is that it's literally demonstrating how TCP/IP and UDP work in real-time. TCP requires acknowledgment for every packet sent—just like the meticulous back-and-forth conversation where Kirk confirms receipt of each message. Meanwhile, the tweet itself is UDP—fire and forget, no confirmation needed, don't care if you get it. It's networking humor in its purest form. The kind that makes network engineers snort coffee through their noses while everyone else at the table wonders what's wrong with them.

You're A Computer Harry
Windows Hardware
3 months ago 105.0K views 0 shares
You're A Computer Harry
The ultimate collision of tech and wizardry! Someone brilliantly transformed the HP logo into "Harry Potter" and the Windows logo into Hogwarts houses. The punchline with Hagrid saying "You're a computer Harry" is pure genius—a perfect mutation of the iconic "You're a wizard Harry" line. Whoever crafted this clearly understands the sacred intersection of nerd references that hits both the tech crowd and fantasy fans right in their motherboards. The fact that Slytherin is green like the BSoD is just *chef's kiss* attention to detail.

I Was Told That Pythons Are Easy To Learn
Python Programming StackOverflow
3 months ago 102.1K views 0 shares
I Was Told That Pythons Are Easy To Learn
Ah, the classic programming language bait-and-switch! You sign up for Python tutorials expecting friendly curly braces and semicolons, but instead get actual reptiles attending your lecture. The snakes are probably wondering why the whiteboard doesn't explain proper basking techniques. This is what happens when you Google "Python tutorial" without SafeSearch on. One snake is even watching a laptop - probably checking Stack Overflow for how to properly swallow prey that's wider than your head. Indentation errors suddenly seem like the least of your problems.