Cloud Storage: The Literal Implementation

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Cloud Storage: The Literal Implementation

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Finally found where AWS keeps all my data! Turns out "cloud storage" is just cotton balls on shelves. No wonder my S3 costs keep piling up - they're buying premium cotton. Bet they charge extra for the "fluffy tier" too.

Next time sales promises "elastic cloud scaling," I'm just going to point to this closet and ask which shelf they plan to use.

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