When "Developer" Means Two Different Things

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When "Developer" Means Two Different Things

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The classic bait and switch of the software industry. Guy says he's a developer, girl says "me too!" But turns out he writes code while she sells condos. Two completely different universes using the same job title. The real-estate kind of developer probably makes more money though, so who's the real winner here? Not the one debugging production issues at midnight.

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