When "Developer" Means Two Different Things

Content Is 5 lines of code too many? Depends on the context in Java, no In Python, yes

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Content Do you know how to unlock a pdf file that's password protected. I don't have the password and I tried a bunch of free tools on the internet, none of them could do it? 1m No idea 1m 0 1 thought you were a hacker back in the day

Content DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SUDDENLY HATE CHROME AND AT THIS POINT IM TOO ARFAID TO ASK

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