When "Developer" Means Two Different Things

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The AUDACITY of non-programmers thinking we're all cool hackers typing at lightning speed! Meanwhile, the ACTUAL reality is just us staring into the void for hours, questioning our life choices and wondering why that semicolon is causing the entire universe to collapse. That intense contemplation face isn't us solving complex algorithms—it's us wondering if we should just become farmers instead. The furious typing isn't skill—it's pure desperation after finally figuring out why our code has been broken for three days straight (it was a typo).

Oh, the delicious irony! A team decides to DITCH AI coding assistants because reviewing AI-generated code is somehow MORE painful than just writing the damn thing yourself. It's like hiring a chef who makes you spend three hours fixing their burnt soufflé instead of just making a sandwich. But wait, there's MORE! The plot twist? Our hero here accidentally became a top 50 Devin user globally and is now pumping out 60 PRs a day. That's right—they complained about AI code being hard to review and then proceeded to become an AI code-generating MACHINE. The call is coming from inside the house! It's like saying "I hate fast food" while secretly working the drive-thru at three different McDonald's locations. The beautiful chaos of 2025: where we simultaneously hate AI coding tools AND can't stop using them. Pick a struggle, people! 🎭

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