The duality of developer existence in its purest form. We'll spend hours complaining about our deteriorating spines from sitting all day, then immediately contort ourselves into positions that would make a pretzel jealous.
Nothing says "I'm debugging a production issue" quite like becoming a human question mark while coding at 2AM. Ergonomic chair manufacturers weep silently as we defeat their entire industry by sitting literally any way except the intended one.
Somehow our bodies find peak coding efficiency when we're twisted like a DNA helix. The worse the posture, the better the code โ it's basically science at this point.