When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User

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When The Windows Search Developer Meets A Real User

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Windows Search is the feature we all love to hate. It can't find a file that's literally named exactly what you're searching for, but somehow manages to surface that embarrassing PowerPoint from 2013. The guy claiming to be the lead developer is basically admitting to creating one of Microsoft's most frustrating products—no wonder the dad wants him gone faster than a memory leak in Internet Explorer. Finding anything with Windows Search is like trying to find a specific semicolon in a 10,000-line codebase written by an intern.

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