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Content Programmers, what's the funniest outsider's view of your job you've ever heard? Daniel Rolfe, Bachelors Finance Computer Programming, University of Technology, Sydney Answered 17h ago Many moons ago my ex wife was in the room while I was working on developing some new capability of a C application. Ihad man browser windows open with various sites displayed showing sample code, documentation, other people's approaches etc. She gasped and said, "Dan, what are you doing?". I was confused and told her I was working on some new functionality. "But aren't you cheating?" she asked, wide eyed. "Eh?" was my even more confused response. "You're looking at those websites, shouldn't you figure it out vourself?" My jaw dropped. ProarammerHumor.io

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While philosophers debate whether the glass is half empty or half full, Excel is over here interpreting your liquid level as a date because why not? This perfectly captures Excel's notorious habit of converting anything remotely numeric into dates whether you want it to or not. Type "1/2" meaning one-half? Nope, that's January 2nd now. Your simple fraction? Sorry, it's February 1st. The eternal struggle of every data analyst who's ever screamed at their screen: "NO EXCEL, THAT'S NOT A DATE!"

Ah, the mythical "German C" programming language—where function names like druckef replace printf and nightmares are made of compound words longer than your entire Git commit history. But the real horror show is that second image. German Excel VBA is apparently the final boss of programming languages—a monstrous creation where function names like VorherigerGeschaeftstag make you question your career choices. It's what happens when German efficiency meets programming verbosity. Imagine debugging that beast after three cups of coffee. Your IDE autocomplete would give up halfway through typing a function name and just display "...good luck with that."