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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of Windows API development summed up in one tragic epiphany! 😱 That moment when you wake up in a cold sweat with the horrifying realization that the documentation is your MORTAL ENEMY. It's like being told the cake is chocolate but biting into raisin instead! The poor soul tried using RIDEV_NOHOTKEYS flag with Raw Input because the docs SAID SO, only to discover what every Windows developer eventually learns through blood, sweat, and keyboard smashing - the documentation is where dreams go to DIE. It's not a bug, it's a feature...of the documentation itself! 💀

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SWEET MOTHER OF COMMITS! The GitHub contribution graph doesn't lie, people! 😭 That poor soul in the middle with their calendar DRIPPING with green squares is literally drowning in code while sobbing uncontrollably. Meanwhile, the casual devs on either side with their pathetic three commits are living their best lives at 14% contribution?! The audacity! The bell curve of developer suffering is REAL - either you're barely coding and thriving, or you're the poor sucker at 95% killing yourself with endless PRs. There's no in-between in this industry! Your options are: touch grass or touch keyboard until your fingers bleed. Choose wisely!

Ah, the evolution of databases in one SQL statement. This dev is basically saying "forget all those fancy PostgreSQL data types – just give me an ID and a JSON blob and I'll figure out the rest." It's the database equivalent of saying "I don't need a fancy toolbox, just give me duct tape and WD-40." What's hilarious is this is literally how MongoDB was born – "schemas are too restrictive, just throw everything in a document!" Now we've come full circle with PostgreSQL's JSONB type, letting relational database purists secretly use NoSQL patterns while still feeling superior. It's like wearing a MongoDB t-shirt under your Oracle business suit.