Software Gardener

Content Oh no, I'm out of matches and the fire is dying out! I need some other tool to make the fire bigger THETENKINSCOMIC Aha! Yay! The fire is bigger now!

Content Code: Dosent work Me Compiler Didnt you read my warnings Me Warnings Shmarnings ProdrammerHumor.io

Oh look, it's the classic "programmers are basically vampires" trope. Because nothing says "I write code for a living" like having an unhealthy relationship with basic human necessities. The truth hurts, doesn't it? After 15 years in this industry, I've seen countless devs proudly wear their sleep deprivation like a badge of honor. "I stayed up 36 hours debugging that race condition!" Cool story, bro. Your body is literally begging you to stop. And the sunlight thing? That's just what happens when your monitor becomes your primary light source. The funniest part is how many of us actually take pride in this lifestyle while our non-tech friends look at us with genuine concern.

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OH. MY. GOD. Someone actually wrote a function that loops through EVERY NUMBER from 0 to x just to check if a number is even or odd?! 💀 Instead of using the BASIC MODULO OPERATOR that exists in LITERALLY EVERY PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE, this psychopath decided "you know what would be fun? Let's make the computer count to potentially INFINITY and then return True if i equals 1 or 2!" The absolute AUDACITY to write if i == 1: return True for even numbers and if i == 2: return True for odd numbers has me SCREAMING into my mechanical keyboard! This is what happens when you code at 4am after your fifth energy drink!

Content I hate C 1 use PHP! Won't this thing ever EVOLVE? I'm trying but he doesn't want to. All of the other languages are to hard for me!