When A Software Engineer Goes To A Family Function

Garbage in, garbage out—but with extra steps! When you feed an AI model your terrible code as training data, don't act shocked when it spits back equally terrible solutions. It's like teaching a parrot all your worst swear words and then being surprised when it curses during family dinner. The circle of code life continues: your technical debt just found a way to reproduce itself through artificial intelligence.

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When Google thinks you're having an existential crisis, but you're just trying to fix your codebase! Merge conflicts—where Git basically says "I have no idea which version of this code to keep, YOU figure it out." Those dreaded red and green highlights that make you question your career choices. Google's algorithm has clearly been trained on developer tears, immediately offering the suicide prevention hotline as if to say, "We know what resolving merge conflicts does to a person's mental state." The psychological stages of a merge conflict: denial, anger, bargaining with git, depression, and finally just force-pushing to main when nobody's looking.

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