The Financial Impact Of Your IDE Choice

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The Financial Impact Of Your IDE Choice

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Non-programmers think calling you ugly is a sick burn, but real programmers know true pain is financial. That smug cat represents all of us who've felt the existential dread when VS Code launches and Microsoft's stock immediately plummets. Why waste time on personal insults when you can attack someone's professional choices and their investment portfolio simultaneously? That's efficiency—the programmer way.

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