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OH. MY. GOD. The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking 8%3=2! Mathematicians are literally LOSING THEIR MINDS right now! 😱 For the uninitiated: in most programming languages, % is the modulo operator that gives you the remainder after division. So 8÷3=2 with remainder 2. Hence 8%3=2. BUT MATHEMATICALLY, modulo is supposed to be the congruence relation! The horror! The betrayal! The absolute mathematical BLASPHEMY! This is why programmers and mathematicians can't be in the same room without someone having a complete meltdown. Trust me, I've seen it happen. It's like watching cats and dogs try to agree on tax policy.

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Content Which language is best, C, C, Python or Java? Andrea Ferro, Knows a few programming languages. Learning a fe... Answered January 7, 2015 If you are writing an operating system, I suggest you use C. If you are writing a very complex application where execution speed is extremely important, I suggest you use C. If time to market is key, but execution speed is not important, I suggest you use python. If your boss told you: "do it in Java or you are fired" I suggest you use Java and look for a better workplace.

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