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When someone asks "Is it JavaScript or Python?" and the dev responds "I actually didn't write much code - just prompting" you know we've officially entered the AI era of programming. The follow-up comment "So is it javascript or python? Jesus fucking christ" is the collective frustration of every traditional developer watching their craft get reduced to chatting with an LLM. This is the new reality: devs are now prompt engineers who vibe-coded a rage/timing game by basically having a conversation with AI. The confusion about which language was even used is *chef's kiss* because it doesn't matter anymore - the AI wrote it all. Meanwhile, seasoned developers are having an existential crisis trying to figure out what stack was used while the prompt jockey is already shipping features. Welcome to 2024, where "I can code" means "I can write a really good sentence."

You know that moment when marketing discovers your product uses a third-party API and suddenly everything is "AI-powered"? Yeah, we've all been there. The reality: you're calling OpenAI's API with a basic prompt wrapper. The pitch deck: "Revolutionary AI-driven platform leveraging cutting-edge machine learning algorithms." Same energy as calling a database query "blockchain-enabled" back in 2017. The best part? It works. Investors eat it up, customers feel innovative, and you're just sitting there knowing it's literally three API calls and some string concatenation. But hey, the mask stays on because that's how you get funded in 2024. 🎭

When you've got a whole fleet of AI coding assistants at your disposal but you decide to go full caveman mode and actually write the code yourself. The agents are standing there like disappointed parents watching their kid reject the bicycle and choose to walk instead. "We can autocomplete that for you." "We can generate the entire function." "We literally have access to the entire internet's worth of training data." But no, you're out here manually typing if (x == null) like it's 1997. The agents' expressions perfectly capture that mix of horror and fascination when someone deliberately chooses the hard way.

Look, I've been in this industry long enough to know that saying "Copilot is actually good" in public is basically a medical emergency. The AI code assistant debate has become so polarized that admitting you find it useful is like confessing you don't use Vim or that you actually enjoy writing documentation. Half the developers out there are convinced it's destroying the craft of programming, while the other half are quietly shipping features faster than ever. But heaven forbid you say it out loud—you'll get roasted harder than a failed deployment on a Friday evening. The truth? Most people complaining about Copilot either haven't used it properly or are just mad that autocomplete got a PhD.

Claude just got asked to execute a command that looks like someone fell asleep on their keyboard while simultaneously having a stroke. We're talking grep, regex wildcards, piping through awk, redirecting to files, more awk with arrays, then casually sorting and grabbing the last 20 lines with head. This is the kind of one-liner that would make even a seasoned Unix wizard squint at their terminal for a solid minute. And the response? "Yeah go for it dude." No questions asked. No "wait, what does this do?" No safety checks. Just pure blind trust in the AI overlord. This is either peak confidence or peak laziness, and honestly, in our industry, those two are basically the same thing. The real joke is we've all been there—copy-pasting Stack Overflow answers we don't fully understand, running npm packages with 47 dependencies from developers we've never heard of, and now just letting AI execute cursed bash incantations. What could possibly go wrong? 🙃