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Found On Facebook

1 hour ago 16.6K views 0 shares

Why learn breakpoints and step-through debugging when you can just scatter print statements like breadcrumbs through your code? The superior debugging technique: if the print statement fires, you know the code got that far. If it doesn't, well, time to add more print statements above it. Debuggers are for people who have their life together. The rest of us are out here with console.log("HERE") , print("wtf") , and the classic System.out.println("why is this not working") . Bonus points if you forget to remove them and they end up in production.

Backups

Devops Databases Backend Cloud

2 hours ago 33.0K views 0 shares

You know that warm fuzzy feeling you get after setting up your backup system? Yeah, that's false confidence. Your backup exists in a quantum superposition of "working" and "completely useless" until you actually try to restore from it—and spoiler alert, most people discover it's the latter AFTER their production database goes up in flames. Until you've tested that restore, you're basically just paying cloud storage fees to feel better about yourself. It's like buying insurance but never reading the policy—sure, the paperwork exists, but will it actually save you when disaster strikes? Probably not. Test your backups, people, or you're just hoarding expensive digital anxiety.

We Love Sloperators

Microsoft AI C++ Programming

4 hours ago 54.5K views 0 shares

Microsoft really said "Prompt Engineer" and the entire tech industry collectively cringed. Like, we get it, you're trying to make talking to ChatGPT sound like a legitimate career path. But then someone coined "Microslop Sloperator" and suddenly everything makes sense again. The "sloperator" is that beautiful C/C++ operator ( --> ) that technically doesn't exist but works because it's actually -- (decrement) and > (greater than) smooshed together. It's the kind of cursed syntax that makes code reviewers weep. Combining this with "Microslop" (the affectionate term for Microsoft when things go sideways) is *chef's kiss* perfection. So yeah, reject corporate buzzwords, embrace chaos. Why be a "Prompt Engineer" when you can be a Microslop Sloperator, decrementing your sanity one AI hallucination at a time?

Delayed EU Release

Webdev Security Javascript Programming Frontend

10 hours ago 129.8K views 0 shares

Dracula fears the sun, Superman runs from kryptonite, but developers? They cower in absolute TERROR before the almighty EU regulations. GDPR, cookie banners, data protection laws, digital services acts—it's like the final boss that just keeps spawning more health bars. You thought shipping your app was hard? Try doing it while navigating a legal labyrinth that makes your spaghetti code look organized. Nothing strikes fear into a dev team quite like the words "we need to be EU compliant before launch." Suddenly that release date gets pushed back faster than you can say "legitimate interest."

One More Time And I'm Pulling The Trigger

Python Programming Debugging

11 hours ago 147.4K views 3 shares

One More Time And I'm Pulling The Trigger

Project says it needs Python 3.13+. You dutifully upgrade from your perfectly stable 3.12 setup. Install the dependencies. Run the code. "Doesn't work." Of course it doesn't. Because apparently version requirements are more like gentle suggestions written by someone who hasn't actually tested their own project. Now you're stuck in dependency hell, your virtual environment is screaming, and you're seriously considering a career change to goat farming. The best part? Rolling back to 3.12 probably would've worked fine with a single line change in requirements.txt.

Only On Linkedin

Python Rust Golang Csharp C++

13 hours ago 170.7K views 1 shares

LinkedIn influencers really woke up and chose violence by placing Python in the "high performance" category. That's like calling a minivan a sports car because it has wheels. JavaScript sitting comfortably in low performance is the only honest thing about this chart. The real comedy gold here is that this person is a "Compiler & Toolchain Engineer" who apparently doesn't understand that popularity and performance have zero correlation. It's giving "I made a chart in 5 minutes to farm engagement" energy. And judging by those 32 comments, the strategy worked—probably filled with C++ devs having aneurysms and Python devs writing essays about how "performance doesn't matter for most use cases." LinkedIn: where technical accuracy goes to die, but engagement metrics thrive.

Ladies Love It

C++ Programming

13 hours ago 175.7K views 1 shares

Ah yes, the classic C++ pickup line. Someone posts "starts with a C and ladies love it" expecting spicy answers, and the reply is just... C++. Because nothing says romance like manual memory management and segmentation faults. The joke works on multiple levels: it's deliberately anti-climactic (you expect something suggestive, you get a programming language), and it's also hilariously delusional because let's be real—nobody loves C++. We tolerate it. We respect it. We fear its pointer arithmetic. But love? That's Stockholm syndrome talking.

N Onononononnonononononon

Security Devops Programming Linux

15 hours ago 195.1K views 0 shares

So OpenClaw is basically offering you a kernel module that can "seamlessly interact with any program" and "read and write to process memory as if it's part of the program." Cool, cool, cool. Nothing screams "trustworthy" like a kernel module that wants Ring 0 access to yeet itself into every process on your machine. For context: Ring 0 is the highest privilege level in your CPU's protection rings—it's where the kernel lives and where literally everything is permitted. It's the nuclear launch codes of your computer. Giving something Ring 0 access is like handing a stranger the keys to your house, your car, and your bank account simultaneously. The marketing speak here is chef's kiss: "No Messy API, No Latency, only results." Yeah, you know what else has no messy API? Malware. Rootkits also have fantastic latency. Security researchers everywhere just felt a disturbance in the force, like millions of sysadmins suddenly cried out in terror. The "N" in the title? That's you frantically mashing the "No" button before this thing gets anywhere near your production environment.

Select Myself Where Date Time Equals Now

Databases Programming Backend

15 hours ago 197.8K views 0 shares

Select Myself Where Date Time Equals Now

Someone just discovered SQLite and thinks they've unlocked the secrets of the universe. The bird goes from rage-quitting at proper database architecture to absolutely losing it over SQLite's "features" – zero configuration (because who needs setup when you can just YOLO a file), serverless (it's not a bug, it's a feature!), single user (concurrency is overrated anyway), and the ability to literally copy-paste your entire database like it's a Word document. Look, SQLite is genuinely great for what it does – embedded systems, mobile apps, small projects, prototypes. But watching developers discover they can avoid setting up PostgreSQL and suddenly think they've found the holy grail is chef's kiss. Just wait until they need to scale beyond one concurrent write operation. That bird's gonna need therapy.

AI Maintaining Legacy Codebase

AI Programming Debugging Backend

16 hours ago 215.9K views 1 shares

IBM's entire business model for decades has been "we maintain COBOL that literally nobody else wants to touch." Then Claude walks in like "yeah I can read that ancient spaghetti code" and $40 BILLION in market cap just vanishes into thin air. That's what happens when your moat is "nobody understands this nightmare" and AI shows up with a flashlight. For context: COBOL is a 65-year-old language that runs most banking and government systems. It's so old that the developers who wrote it are literally retiring or dead, creating a hostage situation where companies pay IBM insane amounts just to keep the lights on. Now AI threatens to democratize that knowledge, and investors are speedrunning the panic button. The Dario photo (Anthropic's CEO) staring at that chart cliff-diving is chef's kiss. Man basically said "we can handle your legacy code" and accidentally nuked a Fortune 500 company's stock. That's some supervillain energy right there.

OpenAI Is Causing A GPU Shortage In Order To Lose Money

AI Hardware Cloud

17 hours ago 217.6K views 0 shares

OpenAI Is Causing A GPU Shortage In Order To Lose Money

OpenAI out here speedrunning the "how to burn the most venture capital" category. They're projected to torch a staggering $218 billion—making Uber's $18.2B look like pocket change and putting Tesla's early struggles to shame. That's not a typo, that's a bar chart that needs its own datacenter just to render. The beautiful irony? They're hoarding every H100 GPU on the planet, creating a shortage that makes the PS5 launch look organized, all while hemorrhaging money at a rate that would make a CFO spontaneously combust. It's the Silicon Valley equivalent of buying a Ferrari dealership just to drive into a lake. At least when you train GPT-5, you can say you lost money at scale .

Got To Work On It So I Don't Let Them Down

Gamedev Programming

18 hours ago 232.0K views 0 shares

Got To Work On It So I Don't Let Them Down

You know that side project game you've been secretly grinding on for months? The one with exactly zero users except your mom who said it was "nice, honey"? Yeah, suddenly that ONE person who showed genuine interest becomes your entire reason for existence. Now you're locked in. Can't abandon it. Can't half-ass it. Someone actually cares . The weight of their expectations transforms your casual hobby into a sacred duty. You're basically contractually obligated by the unspoken laws of developer guilt to ship this thing now. It's the programming equivalent of someone saying "I love your cooking" once, and now you're meal-prepping for them every week. Congratulations, you played yourself. That person has no idea they just became your product manager, QA tester, and motivation coach all at once.

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