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You know the drill. You've built production systems that handle millions of requests, debugged race conditions at 2AM, and somehow kept legacy code from collapsing. But none of that matters when the interviewer asks "Can you program in Scratch?" and gets genuinely excited about it. The bar is simultaneously on the floor and in the stratosphere. They want you to invert binary trees on a whiteboard while also being thrilled that you know how to drag-and-drop blocks in a kids' programming language. It's like asking a chef if they can make toast and expecting them to be proud of it. Welcome to tech interviews, where the questions make no sense and the requirements don't matter. Just smile, nod, and hope they don't ask you to implement a sorting algorithm in Scratch next.

Windows 11 In January Has Been An Absolute Fever Dream

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Windows 11 In January Has Been An Absolute Fever Dream

When even MS Paint gets a login screen before Explorer.exe decides to show up for work, you know Microsoft's QA team took an extended holiday. Notepad breaking? Mildly annoying. Snipping Tool dying? Frustrating. But Explorer.exe not working is like your OS achieving enlightenment and transcending into a higher plane of existence where files are just... concepts. The escalating brain galaxy meme perfectly captures the progression from "okay this is weird" to "WHAT DIMENSION AM I IN?" Because nothing says "stable operating system" quite like your file manager ghosting you harder than your Tinder matches. At least MS Paint's login screen is innovative though—Microsoft finally figured out how to make people miss Windows Vista.

Self Hosted Air Gapped Password Vault

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2 hours ago 32.9K views 0 shares

Oh look, someone finally cracked the code to ultimate security: a physical notebook! While everyone's freaking out about LastPass breaches and debating whether Bitwarden or 1Password is more secure, this absolute genius just went full analog. Zero-day exploits? Can't hack paper, baby! SQL injection? Not unless you've got a really aggressive pen. And the best part? It's LITERALLY air-gapped—no WiFi, no Bluetooth, no cloud sync drama. Just you, your terrible handwriting, and the crushing anxiety of losing this ONE book that contains the keys to your entire digital kingdom. The ultimate self-hosted solution: hosted in your drawer, backed up by... uh... your memory? Good luck with that disaster recovery plan when your dog eats it.

The Seven Laws Of Computing

Devops Windows Programming Linux

2 hours ago 37.0K views 0 shares

Oh, so we're calling it "Seven Laws" when there are EIGHT rules? Already off to a brilliant start. But honestly, this is the most sacred scripture ever written in the tech world. Rules 1-5 are basically just screaming "BACKUP YOUR STUFF OR PERISH" in increasingly desperate ways, like a paranoid sysadmin having a meltdown. Then Rule 6 casually drops the nuclear option: uninstall Windows. Rule 7 follows up with "reinstall Linux" because obviously that's the only logical solution to literally everything. And Rule 8? Turn your egg whites into meringue. Because when your production server crashes at 3 AM and you've lost everything because you ignored Rules 1-5, at least you can stress-bake some pavlova while contemplating your life choices. Honestly, the progression from "make backups" to "become a pastry chef" is the most relatable career trajectory in tech.

We Don't Deploy On Friday

Devops Programming Debugging Backend Cloud

2 hours ago 41.1K views 0 shares

Friday deployments are the forbidden fruit of software development, and this developer just took a big ol' bite. Cruising along smoothly on a regular day? No problem! But the SECOND you decide to push that "deploy" button on a Friday afternoon, you've basically signed a blood oath to sacrifice your entire weekend to the bug gods. What could possibly go wrong, right? EVERYTHING. Everything can go wrong. Now instead of enjoying your Saturday brunch and Sunday Netflix binge, you're frantically SSH-ing into production servers at 2 AM in your pajamas, wondering why you didn't just wait until Monday like literally every senior dev warned you. The golden rule exists for a reason, folks—your weekend plans are NOT worth testing in production when nobody's around to help you clean up the mess.

Fun With Flags

Hardware Algorithms Programming

3 hours ago 45.4K views 0 shares

Someone took the Norwegian flag and turned it into a digital logic circuit tutorial. Starting with the basic flag (NORWAY), they progressively added logic gates: AND gate (ANDWAY), XOR gate (XORWAY), NAND gate (NANDWAY), XNOR gate (XNORWAY), and finally NOT gate (NOTWAY). It's the kind of dad joke that makes you groan and laugh simultaneously. The puns are terrible, the execution is flawless, and somewhere a computer science professor is definitely adding this to their next lecture on boolean algebra. Norway's tourism board probably didn't see this coming when they designed their flag.

New Monitor Technologies Are Crazy

Hardware Gamedev

3 hours ago 49.2K views 0 shares

So WOLED uses RGBW subpixels with color filters to create your display, which is perfectly reasonable engineering. But WOLOLOLED? That's just four blue subpixels passing through a "Wololololo Filter" consisting of... dancing wizards? For the uninitiated: "Wololo" is the iconic sound from Age of Empires where priests convert enemy units by chanting, and they literally change color to join your team. So instead of sophisticated color filter technology, WOLOLOLED just converts everything to blue through the power of medieval religious persuasion. The subpixel notation changes from *RGBW to *BBBB because why have color diversity when you can just convert everyone to Team Blue? Honestly, if Samsung or LG announced this at CES with a straight face, half the tech reviewers would probably write articles about it before realizing they'd been pranked. "Revolutionary new conversion-based display technology promises 100% blue accuracy."

Begin Private Key

Security Networking Devops Programming

5 hours ago 66.9K views 0 shares

Someone just turned Lady Gaga's entire discography into their SSH key. The beauty here is that private keys in PEM format literally start with "-----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----" and end with "-----END PRIVATE KEY-----", so naturally, any chaotic celebrity tweet becomes cryptographic gold. What makes this chef's kiss is that Lady Gaga's keyboard smash looks MORE legitimate than most actual private keys. The excessive exclamation marks? Perfect entropy. The random capitalization? Enhanced security through unpredictability. This is basically what happens when performance art meets RSA encryption. Security experts are probably having an aneurysm seeing a "private key" posted publicly with 7,728 likes. But hey, at least it's not someone's actual AWS credentials on GitHub... for the third time this week.

Early Access

Algorithms Programming

7 hours ago 83.6K views 0 shares

Kid's already implementing their own sorting algorithm instead of just using the built-in one. First answer? "aelpp" for apple. That's not a typo—that's literally alphabetically sorted characters. They took the word "apple" and sorted each letter individually (a-e-l-p-p) like they're running a char array through a sort function. The teacher wanted them to sort the words by their first letter, but this future developer interpreted the spec literally: "alphabetical order" = sort the characters. The rest of the answers follow the same pattern—"ikmnppu" (pumpkin), "glo" (log), "eirrv" (river). They're treating strings as mutable character arrays and applying a sort operation to each one. This is the kind of literal thinking that makes you either a brilliant compiler designer or someone who spends 3 hours debugging why their code does exactly what they told it to do, not what they wanted it to do. The kid's not wrong—they just solved a different problem with O(n log n) complexity when the teacher wanted O(1) lookup.

Why Is It Always Like This…

Programming MacOS Windows Linux

8 hours ago 103.5K views 0 shares

Desktop: pristine, organized, zen garden of productivity. Downloads folder: a digital landfill where random PDFs go to die next to the Mona Lisa, apparently. The duality of man is nothing compared to the duality of a programmer's file system. You spend hours configuring your IDE, customizing your terminal, and maintaining a clean workspace, but that downloads folder? That's where chaos theory was invented. It's the digital equivalent of shoving everything into the closet before guests arrive. At least the Mona Lisa is in there somewhere, so you're technically cultured.

I Wrote It All Myself

StackOverflow Git Programming

9 hours ago 109.3K views 0 shares

Senior devs reviewing PR code like they're meeting a celebrity when it's literally just their own Stack Overflow answer from 2014 wrapped in a different variable name. The rocket and sparkle emojis really capture that moment when you're about to praise some "innovative solution" before realizing you're the one who wrote that exact implementation three years ago on five different projects. Nothing says "I wrote it all myself" quite like Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V, and a strategic rename refactor. The code review process becomes less about catching bugs and more about not accidentally complimenting yourself.

Front End OTP Verification

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10 hours ago 126.2K views 0 shares

Someone named Suresh just committed a cardinal sin of web security. They're comparing the user's OTP input against a hidden field called otp_hidden ... which exists in the DOM... on the client side... where literally anyone can just open DevTools and read it. It's like putting a lock on your door but leaving the key taped to the doorknob with a sticky note that says "SECRET KEY - DO NOT USE". The entire point of OTP verification is that it should be validated server-side against what was actually sent to the user's phone/email. Storing it in a hidden input field defeats the purpose harder than using var in 2024. The red circle highlighting this masterpiece is chef's kiss. This is the kind of code that makes security researchers weep and penetration testers rub their hands together gleefully. Never trust the client, folks.

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