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Spent four hours debugging why your function returns undefined only to realize you never actually called it? Classic. This is the programming equivalent of yelling at your TV remote before noticing it has no batteries. The transformation from rage monster to sheepish realization is the universal developer journey. Ten years in the industry and I still do this at least once a sprint.

THE TRANSFORMATION IS COMPLETE! After years of Python developers screaming "everything is an object" while writing procedural spaghetti code, someone has FINALLY embraced the dark side! The Hulk isn't angry—he's ENLIGHTENED! Shedding tears of joy because he's discovered you can actually use Python as intended instead of writing 5,000-line scripts in a single file like a MONSTER. Next thing you know, he'll be implementing proper inheritance hierarchies and his muscles will grow even BIGGER from all that architectural responsibility!

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Ah, the classic GitHub reality check! You spend weeks crafting your Discord bot masterpiece, complete with that custom gradient library you're secretly more proud of than your actual résumé. You're feeling all warm and fuzzy about sharing your "many interesting features" with the world... Then some random security expert with an anime avatar and 3 GitHub followers demolishes your entire existence with a single comment. Not only does your precious code have RCE exploits (Remote Code Execution - the digital equivalent of leaving your front door wide open with a "Please rob me" sign), but they also twist the knife by pointing out your bot isn't even online. The final panel's "never again" is the silent vow every developer makes before inevitably repeating this cycle of trauma next weekend with a new project. Because nothing says "I'm a developer" like emotional damage wrapped in pink blobs.

OMG the AUDACITY of programmers! 😂 There they go again, completely IGNORING every other perfectly decent programming language that's practically BEGGING for attention, while their eyes glaze over with unbridled lust at the mere mention of Python! It's like watching someone at a buffet with 50 gourmet dishes who only eats the mac and cheese. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. The rest of the programming languages are literally standing RIGHT THERE, but nooooo - Python bats its syntactically simple eyelashes and suddenly nothing else in the coding universe matters! The betrayal! The drama! The indentation-based block structuring!

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