Please Be The First Guy While Using TypeScript

Content NYPD TYPESCRIPT CHOOSING ESLINT AS DEVDEPENDENCY ESLINT CHOOSING TYPESCRIPT AS DEVDEPENDENGY

The face you make when someone creates a 500-line monolithic class that handles authentication, data processing, and UI rendering all at once. Meanwhile, you're sitting there thinking about how those responsibilities could have been neatly separated into functions with proper single responsibility principle. But no... they just had to stuff everything into one giant class because "inheritance is the only design pattern" they bothered to learn in college. The code review is going to be a bloodbath.

The eternal tradeoff of modern programming. Sure, your Haskell/Rust/F# code might be bulletproof with its fancy type system that catches errors before they happen, but good luck getting anything done while you wait for the compiler to finish its philosophical dissertation on why your code is technically correct but morally questionable. The Haskell logo on the forehead is the chef's kiss - peacefully dreaming about monads while your CPU fans scream in agony. Meanwhile, dynamic language devs shipped three features and two bugs while you were still waiting for the first compilation.

Oh. My. GOD. The absolute TRAUMA of learning TypeScript after JavaScript is like having your brain wiped by that Men in Black neuralyzer! One minute you're happily writing code without caring what type anything is, living your best chaotic JavaScript life, and then BOOM! TypeScript comes along demanding to know the EXACT TYPE of every. single. variable. you've ever created! Suddenly you're drowning in interfaces, generics, and union types while your precious JavaScript knowledge evaporates into the void. It's like TypeScript looked at your JavaScript skills and said "That's cute, now forget EVERYTHING you know about being flexible with data types!" 💀

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Content VAR X? NO SON YOU HAVE TO USE VAR X: STRING NOW IT'S OK, EVERYONE'S MOVING TO TYPESCRIPT NOW. I MISS IS TOO