Can We Please Stop The Bullying

The modern tech hiring process in a nutshell. Companies expect you to perform like a circus animal through endless assessments and interviews, then act shocked when talent goes elsewhere. Nothing triggers HR quite like a candidate who values their time and knows their worth. That blood-curdling scream is the sound of recruiters realizing they can't torture candidates with their six-week interview process anymore. Remember kids: companies that respect you from the start are usually the ones worth working for. The rest just want to see how much abuse you'll tolerate before you're even hired.

Content using a decent fully featured debugger print("if the program reached that print statement it means that this pile of crap that i wrote works!.")

HOLD THE PHONE! The ultimate power fantasy for programmers isn't flying or mind-reading—it's having sudo access to the universe ! These absolute MANIACS would immediately start running destructive Linux commands to delete plastic from oceans, cancer from people, and STDs from humanity. The last person even tries to enable magic! Like, honey, you've got GOD'S CONSOLE and your first instinct is to run terminal commands? Not even a GUI? The sheer AUDACITY of programmers thinking the universe runs on Linux is just... *chef's kiss* MAGNIFICENT. And of course they'd use 'sudo' because even God apparently needs permission to modify His own creation. 💅

Content Software Devs who loveto write Unit Tests Software Devs who love to write Feature Tests Software Devs who love writing documentation

Content Local Man KiddBubu 1 saw a guy building a website today. No React. No Vue. No Ember. He just sat there. Writing HTML. Like a Psychopath. 0:37 24 Oct 19 Twitter Web App

Content Daniel Feldman dfeldman Please only apply for a Senior dev position if your Github looks like this... c 1:40 AM Feb 27, 2023 54.4K Views