Can We Please Stop The Bullying

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Can We Please Stop The Bullying

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The brutal truth nobody asked for but everyone needed to hear. When you assign blame for that spaghetti code disaster to the innocent intern who just started last week, you're not being clever—you're just being a jerk with commit access. Nothing says "I'm professionally insecure" quite like making someone else the scapegoat for your 3 AM caffeine-fueled coding abomination. The git blame command exists for justice, not for your workplace pranks.

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