Philosophy Memes

When philosophers ask if a clone is the same person, programmers swoop in with the actual technical answer. Clone by reference? Same memory address, same person. Clone by value? New memory allocation, different person. Leave it to devs to solve ancient philosophical debates with a one-liner about pointers. This is why we're not invited to dinner parties.

Descartes would be proud! The philosophical battle of every CS student who's tried to compile a document with LaTeX! First you're convinced it's just fancy markup, then you spend 6 hours debugging missing brackets and suddenly you're questioning reality itself. The compiler errors hit different when your thesis is due tomorrow and you can't figure out why your bibliography is possessed by demons. Honestly, anyone who's mastered LaTeX deserves both a CS degree AND a philosophy degree for surviving the existential crisis!