The Philosophy Of Debugging

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The Philosophy Of Debugging

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BEHOLD! The most profound psychological insight into the developer's tortured existence! Freud may have analyzed dreams, but he CLEARLY understood our coding nightmares! The sheer AUDACITY of this quote—"From error to error, one compiles the entire Code"—is just *chef's kiss*. It's like my entire career flashed before my eyes! You think you're fixing ONE bug, but SURPRISE, darling! You're just stumbling through an endless hellscape of compiler errors until somehow, MIRACULOUSLY, your garbage code finally runs. And then you have the NERVE to call yourself a professional! The psychoanalysis of programming trauma starts NOW!

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