Getting Clowned On By Philosophers

The classic startup death spiral visualized in three painful steps. You've got 250 domain names because "what if we need them someday?" Then somehow you managed to ship 17 actual apps—impressive engineering, terrible focus. But the grand finale? Zero paying users. That beautiful moment when you realize your brilliant technical solutions are solving problems nobody wants to pay for. It's the perfect illustration of the engineer's fallacy: thinking that elegant code automatically translates to business success. Spoiler alert: users don't care about your perfect microservice architecture—they care about their problems being solved. And apparently, none of your 17 apps across 250 domains managed that particular trick.

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When functional programming meets religion, you get this masterpiece. Some genius actually implemented conditional baptism in Haskell, complete with type signatures and the Maybe monad to handle the existential uncertainty of your soul's salvation status. The function returns Nothing if you're already baptized (no double-dipping in holy water), and wraps you in a Just if you get the spiritual upgrade. Because apparently, even divine grace needs proper type checking. Next PR: implementing confession as a monadic error handler.