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Content How likely are you to recommend Windows 10 to a friend or colleague? 1 O Not at all likely Extremely likely Please explain why you gave this score. I need you to understand that people don't have conversations where they randomly recommend operating systems to one another Arch Users:

Oh, the classic language rivalry strikes again! This pun works on multiple levels - Python devs "can't C" because they're coding in Python instead of C, and they supposedly need glasses because Python's clean syntax doesn't require squinting at all those curly braces, semicolons, and pointer arithmetic that C programmers have burned into their retinas after decades of eye strain. It's the programming equivalent of saying "What's a turn signal?" to a BMW driver. The smug expression in the bottom panel really sells it - that's the face of someone who thinks whitespace indentation is a personality trait.

Content Other languages: proper description of the error Python: is that like invalid syntax or something

When the age-old Python vs Java debate gets settled by... string comparison. Someone asked for proof that Python is better than Java, and they got it - technically. In the Python interpreter, 'python' > 'java' evaluates to True because in lexicographical comparison 'p' comes after 'j' in the alphabet. Congratulations, the greatest programming language war has been resolved with literal string comparison. Next up: solving tabs vs spaces by measuring their physical width with a ruler.

Content PP Kaboom? PYTHON 4 Yes Rico, kaboom

Content I'M NOT AN ENGINEER, SO THIS MIGHT BE A DUMB QUESTION. OILBERT.COM SCOTTADAMSSAYS BUT WHY CAN'T WE 3-D PRINT A BLOCKCHAIN AND HTML IT INTO BITCOIN? -20-18 2018 Scott Adass, isc.Dist. by Nadrews Kokeel ALICE CAN ANSWER THAT. I QUIT.