The Glass Is Deprecated

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The Glass Is Deprecated

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The classic "glass half full/empty" philosophy gets the Stack Overflow treatment. While optimists see potential and pessimists focus on what's missing, Stack Overflow users just mark the entire glass as deprecated. That special feeling when your question gets closed because "drinking water is no longer supported" and you're redirected to "Why is water wet?" which was answered in 2011 by someone who no longer exists.

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