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Know Your User Demographics
Linux Security Bash Programming
2 days ago 68.4K views 0 shares
Know Your User Demographics
When your operating system's account gets compromised but your userbase is too valuable to alienate. Classic market demographics at work - turns out the Venn diagram of "Linux enthusiasts" and "people who type UwU unironically" is just a circle. The admin tried to escape, but you can't sudo your way out of this dependency hell.

Can We Start Calling AI By Its Real Name
AI Programming
11 days ago 60.2K views 0 shares
Can We Start Calling AI By Its Real Name
The irony is thicker than legacy code documentation. OpenAI, with its cute little whale logo, has become increasingly closed-source while still parading around with "Open" in its name. It's like naming your password database "Totally_Not_Passwords.txt" and expecting nobody to notice. The "ClosedAI" rebrand is just calling a spade a spade – or in this case, calling proprietary code exactly what it is. Next up: Microsoft renames to "We_Definitely_Need_More_RAM_Inc."

Producing Product In Production
AI Devops Git Programming
14 days ago 109.3K views 0 shares
Producing Product In Production
The duality of modern coding life. First panel: "OMG, GitHub Copilot is free in VS Code?!" *frantically puts on glasses to see clearly* Second panel: "Wait... my code is free for GitHub Copilot?" *realization sets in* Remember when we used to worry about other devs stealing our code? Now we're feeding the AI overlords our precious algorithms so they can regurgitate them to junior devs who'll get paid more than us. The circle of tech life, folks.

Node.js Vs. Girlfriend: The Ultimate Comparison
Javascript Programming Linux Debugging
17 days ago 84.6K views 0 shares
Node.js Vs. Girlfriend: The Ultimate Comparison
When your relationship status is "it's complicated" but your dependency management is not. Sure, girlfriends aren't free (those dinner dates add up), they're hard to get (unlike that simple apt-get command), and might occasionally trigger the jealousy runtime exception. Meanwhile, Node.js just sits there with its 2,950 contributors ready to help you through your darkest coding hours. Though that ReferenceError at the bottom is the perfect punchline - both will make you cry, just for entirely different reasons. One because of emotional pain, the other because you spent 4 hours debugging only to find you forgot to declare a variable.

Every Big Company's Development Philosophy
Programming Devops Debugging Backend
21 days ago 81.3K views 0 shares
Every Big Company's Development Philosophy
Corporate logic at its finest! Why use battle-tested, free open source solutions when you can burn six months reinventing the wheel with extra bugs? Nothing says "enterprise quality" like rejecting perfectly good code because it wasn't invented here. The best part? When it inevitably fails, they'll hire consultants to implement the open source solution they rejected in the first place. Bonus points if they call it a "proprietary custom solution" in the shareholder meeting! 💸

Libraries Made In America
Javascript Webdev Programming Frontend Backend
26 days ago 99.8K views 0 shares
Libraries Made In America
Just what we needed - protectionist programming! Nothing says "Make JavaScript Great Again" like banning all those pesky foreign libraries that actually work. Guess I'll just rewrite lodash from scratch instead of my actual project. And while I'm at it, let me reinvent React, jQuery, and every other useful tool because clearly my homegrown American code will have fewer bugs and security issues. Forget standing on the shoulders of giants - we're coding with bootstraps now! Next executive order: all variables must be named in English, and semicolons are now mandatory because they look like tiny American flags.

No Ransomware
Security Networking Programming Linux
1 month ago 98.8K views 0 shares
No Ransomware
Behold the ULTIMATE ransomware protection plan - hire people who look like they invented their own operating system in a basement while surviving on nothing but Mountain Dew and philosophical manifestos! 💀 Hackers take one look at these magnificent beasts and think: "Nope, these lunatics probably have 17 layers of encryption I've never even HEARD of and a network architecture that would make my brain explode." They're not securing your data - they're SCARING THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS out of cyber criminals with their chaotic aura of technical superiority! The long-haired Unix wizard on the left doesn't even need antivirus - viruses apologize to HIM for existing. The guy in red? He's definitely got backdoors into systems that haven't been invented yet. Pure intimidation tactics!

Nintendo Dont Sue Me For Copying The Dpcm Bugfix From Smb For A Nes Game I Made
Gamedev Hardware Unity Programming
1 month ago 98.4K views 0 shares
Nintendo Dont Sue Me For Copying The Dpcm Bugfix From Smb For A Nes Game I Made
The duality of developer ethics! While parents and schools drill "plagiarism bad" into our brains, the reality of coding is... slightly different . That NES DPCM bugfix from Super Mario Bros? Just "inspiration" for your game! The stick figure duality is perfect - honest thief vs. defensive "borrower." Nintendo's legal team is typing furiously somewhere while retro game devs nod knowingly. It's not stealing if you call it "referencing legacy implementation patterns." 😏