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Content Hacker Scripts Based on a true story: xxx: OK, so, our build engineer has left for another company. The dude was literally living inside the terminal. You know, that type of a guy who loves Vim, creates diagrams in Dot and writes wiki-posts in Markdown... If something - anything requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that. xxx: So we're sitting here, looking through his, uhm, "legacy" xxx: You're gonna love this xxx: smack-my-bitch-up.sh - sends a text message "late at work" to his wife (apparently). Automatically picks reasons from an array of strings, randomly. Runs inside a cron-job. The job fires if there are active SSH-sessions on the server after 9pm with his login. xxX: kumar-asshole.sh - scans the inbox for emails from "Kumar" (a DBA at our clients). Looks for keywords like "help", "trouble", "sorry etc. If keywords are found - the script SSHes into the clients server and rolls back the staging database to the latest backup. Then sends a reply "no worries mate, be careful next time". xxX: hangover.sh - another cron-job that is set to specific dates. Sends automated emails like "not feeling wellgonna work from home" etc. Adds a random "reason" from another predefined array of strings. Fires if there are no interactive sessions on the server at 8:45am. xxX: (and the oscar goes to) fucking-coffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens a telnet session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has a TCP socket up and running) and sends something like sys brew. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk. xxx: holy sht I'm keeping those

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Nothing like that moment of pure terror when you realize you've created a literal tilde directory (~) in your project instead of referencing the home directory... and then proceed to run rm -rf ~/ to "fix" it. For the uninitiated: In Unix/Linux, the tilde (~) is shorthand for your home directory where all your personal files live. Running that delete command would nuke your entire home directory—years of work, configs, and those vacation photos you never backed up. Seven years of terminal experience and we're still one distracted moment away from digital armageddon. Just another Tuesday.

The duality of Linux is just *chef's kiss*. In most places, it's a janky mess held together with duct tape and Stack Overflow answers from 2011. Try running that fancy CAD software? Good luck explaining to your boss why you're compiling kernel modules instead of finishing those blueprints. But in the IT industry? Linux is an absolute BEAST. Server rooms around the world run on this penguin-powered juggernaut, handling everything from cloud infrastructure to supercomputers without breaking a sweat. Your cute little Windows server would cry if it had to handle what Linux manages before breakfast. The irony is just delicious - the same OS that makes desktop users question their life choices is silently powering most of the internet you're using to complain about it.