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The political compass, but make it nerdy . This chart perfectly maps the tech world's tribal warfare onto a Freedom-Proprietary and Tradition-Disruption grid. In the top-left, we've got the "Libredev" quadrant where bearded Unix wizards and Emacs cultists fight for software freedom while clinging to technologies older than most junior devs. Think GNU/Linux (yes, you must call it that) and C++ codebases that haven't been refactored since 1997. Top-right "Cogdev" is where Microsoft and corporate tech lives - traditional, enterprise-y, and about as free as a subscription service. These are the folks who think Visual Studio is lightweight and unironically use the phrase "synergistic business solutions." Bottom-right "Soydev" quadrant is where you'll find Apple fanboys and JavaScript framework enthusiasts who will rebuild their entire tech stack every six months because some Medium article told them to. They're disrupting the industry by reinventing the wheel with more dependencies. And finally, bottom-left "Hypedev" - home of Rust evangelists and blockchain bros who won't stop talking about how their technology will save humanity. They're all about disruption and freedom, just don't mention that their revolutionary project is still in beta after 5 years.

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Open source influencers flexing their New Year's contributions like they just bench-pressed the entire internet. "Just casually merged my PR into the Linux kernel at 12:01 AM while you were busy with champagne." Sure buddy, and I bet your code runs on "millions of containers" too. The only thing more inflated than these claims is their ego. Next they'll tell us they invented Git while brushing their teeth this morning. 💪

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Ah, Best Buy bringing back the Y2K38 apocalypse warnings. That sticker is telling you to shut down your computer before 03:14:07 on January 19, 2038 – when 32-bit Unix timestamps roll over and potentially brick everything running on them. Just like Y2K but with fewer panic bunkers and more GitHub issues. At this point, I'm more worried about my code from last sprint than some timestamp issue 14 years from now. Though I'm impressed anyone thinks my ThinkPad will still boot by then.