The Linux Gateway Drug

Content Jakub Kozlowski kubukoz okay github, I know my builds are shit but no need to be passive aggressive about it Build Failed X The build failed, just like the previous build. 5:03 PM Apr 2, 2020 Twitter Web App

Content "OLD (ODES" When it comes to maintaining old codes . . . 's like exploring the depths of an old tomb coo The hell is this archaic bullshit?? Ah... the rich history The marvels achieved by those who came before us HTTPS:TAPAS.I0SERIESGRUMPY-CODES CARDBOARDUOICE

Content One morning you wake up find out you have access to God's developer console. What's the first thing you do with this power? Discussion 154 1 479 1, Share BEST COMMENTS Ilikeforks 5h hehe3301 7h sudo rm -rf oceans contents .plastic sudo rm -rf people . cancer sudo rm -rf viruseshuman. std sudo mv magic.disabled magic

This is what happens when developers get bored at midnight. Some maniac just casually invented a cursed programming language by combining HTML syntax with kernel-level access and wrapped it in nonsensical tags. The best part? The horrified reaction from their friend who's watching this abomination unfold in real-time. It's like witnessing a car crash in slow motion, but with code. The suggestion to "USE KERNELSCRIPT" at the end is just the chef's kiss of chaotic evil. This is exactly how programming languages nobody asked for are born - in Discord chats at 11:30 PM when someone's brain has officially left the building.

The absolute PEAK of dad joke programming humor! A dinosaur comedian delivers the most catastrophically painful pun in the universe: "Why do Astronauts use Linux? Because they can't open Windows in space!" 💀 It's simultaneously SO BAD it's physically painful yet SO GENIUS I can't even handle it. The double meaning is just *chef's kiss* - actual spacecraft windows would cause explosive decompression, while Microsoft Windows would cause... well, equally catastrophic system failures. The dinosaur's smug little face in the third panel knows EXACTLY what crime against humor it just committed.

The eternal Linux paradox in three panels. First, we're all high and mighty about how "Linux is superior!" Then reality hits when we need to do something basic like print a document or play a game. Suddenly we're sheepishly booting into Windows like the tech hypocrites we are. Twenty years of Linux evangelism and I still keep that Windows partition for "emergencies" (aka anything requiring normal human functionality). The dirty secret of every Linux purist is that Windows backup they never mention in forum arguments.