The Linux Gateway Drug

Content Logical operators: 5, 1, 3. 5. 3 Mental sicknesses: Equality -eq, -leg, -ceg - equals -ne, -ine, -cne - not equals -gt, -igt, -cgt - greater than -ge, - 1ge, -cge - greater than or equal -1t, -11t, -cit - less than -le, -11e, -cle - less than or equal Matching -like, -ilike, -clike - string matches wildcard pattern -notlike, -inotlike, -cnotlike - string doesn't match wildcard pattern -match, -imatch, -match - string matches regex pattern - notmatch, -inotmatch, -cnotmatch - string doesn't match rege pattern

Content Himanshu sudowick Coding is all fun until you come across an Error that's not on stackoverflow now you have to read full documentation

Content GIT MERGE STRATEGIES REBASE SQUASH MERGE COMM

Content programmers before programmers nOW I stackoverflow FIRSTIDRINK THE collee THEN I DO THE things sure God. Your third temple will be ready in a sec, in full 640480. haha, keep the CIA busy for a while, I'm just missing some last tweaks in the HolyC compiler help me mommy. i can't exit vim

HONEY, THE LINUX COMMUNITY IS AT IT AGAIN! 💀 Dare to mention you use Flatpak instead of compiling from source? PREPARE FOR NUCLEAR WARFARE! The sheer AUDACITY to suggest Nano might be easier than Vim?! These Linux subreddits will absolutely EVISCERATE your soul faster than you can type 'sudo apt-get'! It's like mentioning pineapple on pizza but for people who memorize kernel parameters for fun. The notifications from angry purists will vibrate your phone into another dimension! And don't even THINK about admitting you use Ubuntu instead of Arch! *dramatic gasp*

Content Anonymous Mon 20 Jul 2020 12:14:37 No.76848836 76848808 76848065 at college have a brand new Thinkpad everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks professer is a huge macfag tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac tell him he is wrong he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook mine is faster, and better in every way starts getting mad he pours water over mine by "accident" "oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macbook after class today!" "Actually, this is a 2000 top of the range thinkad, and it's water proof" hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his "the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" tried to get me expelled they look at the security footage come back next week and see a new lecturer. he's a huge Linuxopen source fag has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad ProdrammerHumor io