The Linux Gateway Drug

The ABSOLUTE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX that consumes your soul once you've conquered the ancient text editor Emacs! 💅 One minute you're struggling with keyboard shortcuts that require more fingers than an octopus has tentacles, and the next you're looking at VS Code peasants like they're coding with crayons. The transformation is COMPLETE - you've gone from normal developer to insufferable text editor elitist faster than you can say "M-x butterfly." Your friends will abandon you, but who needs friends when you have customizable keybindings?!

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Content A distributed denial-of-focus attack (aka DDoF attack) is when you try to focus on one task and your brain maliciously floods your neural network with a massive amount of random thoughts distributed over a large number of neural pathways and thus denying you the required mental capacity to focus on completing the task in a timely manner.

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The Linux paradox in four frames! First, the enthusiastic pitch: "Use Linux!" Next, the enticing selling point: "You can configure everything!" But then comes the brutal reality check—twice for emphasis: "You have to configure everything." It's that moment when you realize your freedom to tweak every system parameter is simultaneously your prison sentence. Sure, you've escaped Windows updates, but now you're spending three hours configuring your wireless drivers and questioning your life choices. The facial expressions perfectly track the journey from Linux evangelism to the thousand-yard stare of someone who just compiled their kernel for the fifth time this week.

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