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Content Bug 46103 ReflectionObject memory leak Submitted: 2008-09-17 04:26 UTC Modified: 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC From: Jim dot keller at contextsolutions dot net Assigned: Status: Closed Package: Performance problem PHP Version: 5.2.6 OS: Windows XP Private report: No CVE-ID: None View Add Comment Developer Edit (A bunch of comments here) 2016-12-18 16:11 UTC nikicphp.net -StatUs: verITIed Status: Closed 2017-10-10 16:11 UTC im dot keller at contextsolutions dot net I can finally get back to my code!! Thanks!!

Content Srigi srigi "Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know" It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers". 1 CPU cycle Level 1 cache access Level 2 cache access Level 3 cache access Main memory access Solid-state disk O Rotational disk IO Internet: SF to NYC Internet: SF to UK Internet: SF to Australia OS virtualization reboot SCSI command time-out Hardware virtualization reboot Physical system reboot 0.3 ns 1 s 0.9 ns 35 2.8 ns 9 s 12.9 ns 43 s 120 ns 6 min 50-150 us 2-6 days 1-10 ms 1-12 months 40 ms 81 Ms 4 years 8 years 183 ms 19 years 4 s 30 s 40 s 423 years 3000 years 4000 years 5 m 32 millenia

OH. MY. GOD. This absolute MADLAD has transcended the boundaries of conventional computing! 😱 While the rest of us peasants are out here separating our monitors from our PC cases like CAVEMEN, this revolutionary genius said "why waste desk space when I could create the world's most bizarre all-in-one?!" It's the hardware equivalent of putting pineapple on pizza – simultaneously horrifying and fascinating. The transparent side panel that's supposed to show off fancy RGB components? NOPE! That's now your PRIMARY DISPLAY, honey! Cooling? Ergonomics? Cable management? Those are for the WEAK! This is what happens when someone takes "thinking outside the box" way too literally by putting everything INSIDE the box instead! I'm having an existential crisis just looking at it!

Corporate glamour vs. raw functionality! The meme contrasts Apple's futuristic spaceship campus and Microsoft's sleek corporate building with Linux's humble setup—just a dude with a standing desk in what looks like a basement. But here's the secret: while iOS and Windows invest billions in architectural flexing, Linux powers 96.3% of the world's top servers with a guy who probably hasn't changed his t-shirt in three days. That's the Linux philosophy—forget the fancy headquarters, we're too busy making the internet actually work. Remember: real programmers don't need sunlight or ergonomic chairs—just caffeine, terminal access, and the smug satisfaction of running the digital world from a room that probably smells like last week's pizza.

Content Look at all this unsaved work. It would be a shame if I suddenly had to ... update and restart. H H I LOLNEIN.com

Nothing turns atheists into desperate prayer warriors faster than a BIOS update. That terrifying moment when your screen goes black, progress bar crawls at 1% for what feels like eternity, and you're just sitting there making deals with whatever cosmic entity might be listening. "Please, if you exist, don't let my motherboard become a very expensive paperweight." We've all been there—palms sweaty, whispering sacred incantations to the silicon gods. Because deep down, we all know: there are no atheists in BIOS update foxholes.