Migration Memes

The note screen says it all! Regular coding mistakes? No biggie—just hit that undo button and keep going. But production database migrations? That's playing life on extreme difficulty mode with permadeath enabled. One wrong SQL statement and suddenly you're frantically Googling "how to restore from backup" while your boss's calendar notification for your performance review mysteriously appears. The irony is the undo button is RIGHT THERE in the screenshot, taunting you with its yellow glow, knowing full well it can't save you from the horror of dropping the wrong table in prod. That's why database admins have the thousand-yard stare of someone who's seen things... terrible things.

The perfect confession doesn't exi— That moment when you casually nuke an entire database with a single command and then have to explain yourself in the most professional "I messed up but I'm still employable" way possible. The real hero here is the 5-second pause before responding. That's where the developer frantically Googled "how to recover dropped database" and "jobs in different industry" simultaneously. Prisma migrations: because sometimes you just want to watch the world burn without leaving your terminal. At least they owned up to choosing the "nuclear option" — which is developer speak for "I could have done this carefully, but decided chaos was more efficient."