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Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"

The modern JavaScript project directory, where config files multiply faster than rabbits. What started as a simple idea now requires 20+ config files just to tell your computer how to run "hello world". The character on the left represents the old-school developer shocked at seeing a modern TypeScript project with its ecosystem of linters, type checkers, and build tools. Meanwhile, the character on the right is just trying to survive in a world where your package.json needs its own support group.

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