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Nothing says "production ready" like a command line interface on a smartwatch. This is what happens when management doesn't understand that "backend complete" doesn't mean "ready to ship." Sure, the data's there, but good luck explaining to users why they need to type commands on their wrist to check the time. That heart rate of 73 bpm is suspiciously low for someone who just got told to ship this monstrosity. Ten bucks says the dev's resume was updated before that watch finished booting.

That moment when you're so lost you can't even formulate a proper Google search. First you stare blankly at the screen wondering how to implement something. Then you try to Google it but realize you don't even know what keywords to use. So you're back to square one, still clueless, but now with the added shame of not knowing how to ask for help. The infinite loop of developer despair.

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Ah, the classic client move that makes you question your entire career choices. You spend 120 precious minutes of your life meticulously explaining every technical detail, answering questions, and providing clarifications on the project specs. Your throat is dry. Your soul is weary. And then comes the royal decree: "Just send all that in an email." It's the corporate equivalent of "Let me speak to your manager" after the manager has already spoken to you. The aristocratic expression in the image perfectly captures that feeling of aristocratic entitlement that makes you want to time-travel back to before you accepted the meeting invite.