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Content Days 1 - 10 Teach yourself variables, con- stants, arrays, strings, expres- sions, statements, functions,... Days 698 - 3648 Interact with other programmers. Work on programming projects together. Learn from them. Day 14611 Use knowledge of biology to make an age-reversing potion. Days 11 - 21 Teach yourself program flow, pointers, references, classes, objects, inheritance, polymor- phism, .... Days 3649 - 7781 Teach yourself advanced theoret- ical physics and formulate a con- sistent theory of quantum grav- ity. Day 14611 Use knowledge of physics to build flux capacitor and go back in time to day 21. Ser tres Days 22 - 697 Do a lot of recreational program- ming. Have fun hacking but re- member to learn from your mis- takes. Days 7782 - 14611 Teach yourself biochemistry, molecular biology, genetics,... Day 21 Replace younger self. As far as I know, this is the easiest way to "Teach Yourself C in 21 Days".

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The duality of feedback reception in tech is just *chef's kiss*. Designers will have an existential meltdown if you criticize their perfect shade of #F5F5F5, while programmers casually acknowledge their spaghetti code with a stoic "lol ikr" because deep down they've already accepted that future-them will deal with that nightmare. The "I'll refactor it later" promise is the programming equivalent of "I'll start my diet on Monday" – a beautiful lie we tell ourselves while continuing to nest if-statements 17 levels deep.

Forget food, water, and shelter. The true foundation of developer existence is simply having dark mode enabled on every single application. It's not a preference—it's survival. Nothing says "I value my retinas more than my social life" quite like frantically searching for the dark mode toggle within 0.3 seconds of opening any new app. The modern Maslow's hierarchy has been completely rewritten: you can't achieve self-actualization if your IDE is still blinding you with its default light theme. Next update: "working code" might make it to the psychological needs section, but let's not get ahead of ourselves.