Gearing up for the budget apocalypse! Nothing says "enterprise IT" like putting on a bomb suit to tell executives they need to fork over another 50% for VMware licenses while they simultaneously reject your migration requests due to "cost concerns." The irony is thicker than the blast-proof helmet. Ever since Broadcom's acquisition, IT departments worldwide have been practicing their explosion-resistant budget presentations. It's not a price increase—it's a "value adjustment opportunity."
Broadcom's Explosive Pricing Strategy

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