Python Two Will Never Die

python 3 Technical debt Project management Legacy code Migration Uno End of life Upgrade Resistance to change

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Project managers choosing to draw 25 UNO cards rather than upgrade to Python 3 is the tech equivalent of saying "I'd rather eat glass." Python 2 reached end-of-life in 2020, but some companies are still clinging to it like it's the last bottle of water in a desert. The technical debt keeps piling up while managers keep muttering "but it works fine" through gritted teeth. Meanwhile, developers silently contemplate career changes.

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