Python Two Will Never Die

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The job market's final boss has arrived! On the left: a job description requiring mastery of 20+ technologies including AWS, Kubernetes, Docker, JavaScript, Python, Linux, security tools like CISSP and Palo Alto, plus NIST compliance and .NET. On the right: the actual job? Excel spreadsheet jockey. It's the classic tech industry bait-and-switch where companies demand you know how to build a nuclear reactor just to change the lightbulbs. The recruiter probably thinks "full-stack" means you can stack paper forms into a full pile.

Dad's not a veterinarian—he's a debugger ! The kid thinks daddy can fix a hedgehog because "he fixes bugs every day," but plot twist: those animal books are actually programming manuals with cute critters on the covers! Python, C#, JavaScript... turns out the only animals this dev dad knows are the ones living in his code forest. The ultimate dad joke that works on two levels—just like a good inheritance hierarchy!

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Content Local Man KiddBubu 1 saw a guy building a website today. No React. No Vue. No Ember. He just sat there. Writing HTML. Like a Psychopath. 0:37 24 Oct 19 Twitter Web App