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Winrar Is More Profitable Than Openai

17 days ago 717.9K views 1 shares

You know what's wild? OpenAI is burning through billions in compute costs, losing money on every ChatGPT query, desperately trying to justify their valuation... while WinRAR has been quietly printing money for 30 years with a "free trial" that never expires. Nobody has ever actually paid for WinRAR, yet somehow they're still in business and probably more profitable than a company valued at $80 billion. The business model is chef's kiss: guilt-trip users with a popup after 40 days, but never actually enforce it. It's like the honor system at a farm stand, except the farm stand somehow became a tech empire. Meanwhile, OpenAI is out here spending $700k/day on GPUs to tell people how to write emails. Fun fact: WinRAR's license costs $29. If just 0.1% of their users actually paid, they'd still be doing better than most AI startups. The real AI was the friends we guilt-tripped along the way.

Maybe It's Time To Pay Back After All

Windows Programming

3 months ago 177.5M views 0 shares

WinRAR finally calling you out after 13 years of freeloading is like getting a parking ticket from 2011. That "40-day trial" has been the longest trial in human history, and we all know nobody ever bought it. The sweating guy reaction is spot-on because deep down, we all knew this day might come. WinRAR has been the most patient creditor in tech history, watching us extract thousands of ZIP files while clicking "Later" on that purchase reminder like it's a snooze button. The threat of "you'll hear from our lawyer" hits different when you realize you've been using their software longer than some junior devs have been alive. Honestly though? Still gonna click OK and keep using it. WinRAR's business model is basically running on guilt and good faith at this point.

Must Be The Wind

Microsoft Windows

3 months ago 51.7M views 0 shares

Microsoft announces they're killing Skype in 2025, and somehow Skype is still sending notifications in 2026 like an undead zombie that refuses to stay buried. Classic Microsoft product lifecycle—they announce the death of a service, everyone moves on, but the app itself didn't get the memo and keeps haunting your system tray like a ghost that won't leave. The "dummy string" notifications are the chef's kiss here—even in its zombie state, Skype is still pushing useless placeholder messages. It's like watching a corpse twitch. You can uninstall it seventeen times, but it'll somehow reinstall itself with the next Windows update because Microsoft products have separation anxiety. RIP Skype (2003-2025-2026-????). Died multiple times, still not dead. Much like Internet Explorer, which Microsoft "killed" but still ships with Windows for "compatibility reasons."

Nooo Pls No Clippy

Microsoft Windows Programming Debugging

4 months ago 1.3M views 0 shares

Clippy's back and he's got the worst timing imaginable. You're knee-deep in bitmap manipulation code, wrestling with pixel arrays and alpha channels, and suddenly this paperclip decides you're writing an email. No Clippy, I'm not composing a love letter to my GetPixel function, I'm trying to debug why my rendering is broken. The steering wheel UI element labeled "Clippy OFF" with "Summoning Clippy" underneath is chef's kiss—like having a big red "DO NOT PRESS" button that your IDE just decided to press for you. Microsoft's most infamous assistant returning to haunt modern developers would be the ultimate nightmare. At least he's looking appropriately terrified about interrupting actual work.

Disable Mouse Click

Windows Microsoft Programming

5 months ago 617.5K views 1 shares

You know your UI design is absolutely galaxy-brained when you need to use your mouse to click a checkbox that disables... mouse clicking. It's like putting the fire extinguisher inside the burning room and locking the door. The Windows 98 devs really sat in a meeting, looked at this dialog, and said "Ship it!" Nobody questioned the paradox. Nobody suggested maybe using a keyboard shortcut. They just went straight to lunch and left us with this beautiful monument to circular logic. It's the software equivalent of "Press any key to continue" when your keyboard is unplugged. Chef's kiss to the UX team on that one.

Good Guy Winrar

Windows Programming

5 months ago 546.7K views 0 shares

WinRAR has been running the most successful business model in software history: a "free trial" that's been going strong for about 25 years. They ask you to buy a license with all the urgency of a sleepy librarian suggesting you return a book "whenever you get around to it." You click "No" and WinRAR just shrugs and says "Understandable, have a great day" like the chillest bouncer at an exclusive club who keeps letting you in anyway. Meanwhile, other software companies are out here with aggressive paywalls, subscription models, and feature locks, while WinRAR is basically operating on the honor system. It's like they're running a charity that happens to compress files. Respect to the real MVP of passive-aggressive monetization.

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I Don't Even Know What It Exactly Wants To Be

Git Devops Webdev Backend

6 months ago 527.0K views 0 shares

I Don't Even Know What It Exactly Wants To Be

SourceForge is having a full-blown identity crisis. Started as a simple code hosting platform in the late '90s, it somehow evolved into this... thing that tries to be GitHub, a software distribution platform, an IDE host, a wiki, a forum, a download manager installer bundler (remember those sketchy toolbars?), and probably a coffee maker too. The platform's description is so absurdly verbose and vague that it literally means everything and nothing at the same time. "Web-based collaborative software platform for both developing AND sharing computer applications"? That's like saying "we do computer stuff with computers for computer people." Pick a lane, SourceForge. Meanwhile, GitHub showed up, did ONE thing really well (git hosting + collaboration), and completely dominated. SourceForge is that Swiss Army knife where half the tools are broken and you're not sure which attachment is supposed to open wine bottles.

Unused Ram Is Wasted Ram

Programming Hardware Debugging

7 months ago 541.7K views 1 shares

Software developers have taken the "unused RAM is wasted RAM" philosophy and weaponized it against their users. Sure, your 2026 edition does the exact same thing as the 2009 version, but now it requires 8GB of RAM because... efficiency? The dev's smug justification using this mantra falls apart the moment you try to open literally anything else on your machine. Your browser tabs? Gone. Your IDE? Swap file territory. That Spotify instance you forgot about? The OS just sacrificed it to the memory gods. The philosophy isn't wrong—operating systems DO use "free" RAM for caching to speed things up. But there's a difference between the OS intelligently managing memory and your Electron app deciding it needs half a gig to display a settings menu. Just because RAM exists doesn't mean your bloated application gets to claim it all like some digital manifest destiny.

Wake Up Honey, A New Lifesaver Just Dropped

Networking Gamedev Programming

7 months ago 436.0K views 0 shares

Wake Up Honey, A New Lifesaver Just Dropped

Oh great, TeamSpeak is back from the dead with a "beta" version. You know, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" like resurrecting a VoIP client from 2001 that we all abandoned the moment Discord showed up with actual UI design and features that don't require a PhD to configure. The "lifesaver" energy here is hilarious. Sure, TeamSpeak was great when your only other option was Skype eating 90% of your RAM or Ventrilo sounding like you're communicating through a potato. But now? It's like your ex sliding into your DMs after you've upgraded to someone who actually remembers your birthday. Props for the nostalgia though. Some devs probably shed a tear remembering the glory days of hosting their own TeamSpeak servers and feeling like hackerman because they could port forward.

I Love It

Linux Windows

8 months ago 408.4K views 0 shares

Windows will happily install software from the Reagan administration without batting an eye, maintaining backward compatibility like it's a sacred duty. Meanwhile, Linux is out here with that smug "already installed" energy because half your system came pre-packaged from 1999. The duality of operating systems: one hoards legacy support like a digital museum, the other ships with everything including the kitchen sink. Both approaches are equally chaotic in their own special way, and somehow we've all just accepted this as normal.

Best Program Ever

Microsoft Windows

10 months ago 433.5K views 0 shares

The "Unhated Microsoft Software Annual Meeting" sign pointing to MS Paint is absolutely savage. While Teams crashes mid-presentation, Edge begs you not to switch browsers, and Clippy haunts your nightmares, Paint just... exists. Peacefully. Doing exactly what it's supposed to do since 1985. It's the one Microsoft product that never tried to be smart, never forced updates that broke everything, and never asked for your opinion on anything. Just a simple bitmap editor that loads instantly and lets you draw red circles on screenshots like nature intended. The bar is literally on the floor, and somehow Paint is the only one that didn't trip over it.

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