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Content V 14 Ok this is really funny, check this out. I was in the process of booking a flight via OneTravel. Trying to make me book ASAP, they claimed: "38 people are looking at this flight". Whoa, 38 is a lot, I have to hurry up. But first I have to check how they came up with 38 38 people are looking at this flight. Book now before tickets run out! 19:29 min sec 5:09 p.m. 16 okt. 2019 Twitter Web App 999 Retweets 2,4K vind-ik-leuks 8 az 16 okt. V Als antwoord op a 24 Right click and a quick "inspect" on the number, I found out the element's class name is "viewnotificationrandom". Awesome variable naming guys. So you're randomly trying to freak me out Alright span.view notificationrandom 12.25 x 12 are looking at this flight.' 6 17 67 M 407 16 okt. 34 So what's your sophisticated pseudo random algorithm? Apparently, OneTravel are choosing a number between 28 and 45. Because as you all know, based on serious psychological research, these numbers tend to make people book their flights fast sarcasm not42 var u 28 c Math. floor (Math. random() (45 u)) for ((" viewnotification random"). text(c), typeof IsCCNAndTFNMasking Is " 88 S("Paymentlast " flight 9 5 17 47 M 355 16 Okt. 44 Here's a bonus graph. Thanl and 251 0.0 0.2 14 0.4 17 6 0.6 0.8 167

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