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"Yeah, my computer's been running a bit slow lately" – meanwhile their CPU cooler has evolved its own ecosystem. That's not dust, that's a sentient being about to achieve consciousness. The CPU fan is basically a felt sculpture at this point. The RAM slots have their own insulation. There's enough biomass in there to start a compost pile. I'm genuinely impressed the motherboard still POSTs – that thing deserves a medal for surviving what looks like a decade in a sawmill. Tech support rule #1: when someone says their PC is "a bit slow," prepare for archaeological discoveries. This is why we charge diagnostic fees, folks. Hazard pay.

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Ah, Microsoft's "Stay signed in?" dialog. The checkbox claims it'll reduce sign-ins. The "Don't show this again" option suggests it'll disappear forever. Both are pathological liars on par with "I have read and agree to the terms of service." No matter what you click, you'll be re-authenticating again tomorrow because Microsoft authentication has the memory capacity of a goldfish with amnesia. It's the digital equivalent of your coworker asking your name for the fifth time this week.

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