60 Days Till Support Ends

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60 Days Till Support Ends

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Nothing says "Microsoft" quite like turning your OS's demise into a dramatic movie scene. Windows 10 is basically Deadpool now – aware of its impending doom but still cracking jokes while everything burns around it. The best part? Microsoft is desperately trying to shove Windows 11 down our throats while half our enterprise apps still don't play nice with it. Classic Microsoft move: "Your OS is dying! Upgrade now!" followed by "Why yes, your printer drivers WILL mysteriously disappear, that's a feature."

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