Windows Vs Mac: The Developer Divide

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Windows Vs Mac: The Developer Divide

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The eternal battle between Windows and Mac developers is perfectly captured here. Windows devs proudly showing off their janky utilities that look like they were designed during the Clinton administration but hey—they're free and they work! Meanwhile, Mac devs create beautiful, polished apps that somehow require a subscription model to change your desktop background. The "compatible with Vista" part killed me—nothing says "I've given up on modern standards" quite like targeting an OS that even Microsoft wants to forget. It's the software equivalent of "my car might be ugly, but at least it starts... sometimes."

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