Wake Up Honey, A New Lifesaver Just Dropped

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Wake Up Honey, A New Lifesaver Just Dropped

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Oh great, TeamSpeak is back from the dead with a "beta" version. You know, because nothing screams "cutting-edge innovation" like resurrecting a VoIP client from 2001 that we all abandoned the moment Discord showed up with actual UI design and features that don't require a PhD to configure.

The "lifesaver" energy here is hilarious. Sure, TeamSpeak was great when your only other option was Skype eating 90% of your RAM or Ventrilo sounding like you're communicating through a potato. But now? It's like your ex sliding into your DMs after you've upgraded to someone who actually remembers your birthday.

Props for the nostalgia though. Some devs probably shed a tear remembering the glory days of hosting their own TeamSpeak servers and feeling like hackerman because they could port forward.

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