"Settings" Menu, I Am Looking At You

Ah, the ancient legend of Windows actually adding features instead of playing hide-and-seek with them! With each new Windows update, Microsoft seems to have mastered the dark art of feature disappearance. "Where did my control panel go?" "Why can't I find that setting anymore?" It's like they're actively trying to gaslight an entire user base into thinking those features never existed in the first place. The Settings menu has become a labyrinth designed by someone who clearly enjoys watching people suffer. Remember when updates were exciting instead of terrifying? Pepperidge Farm remembers... and so do the IT folks still clinging to Windows 7 like it's the last lifeboat on the Titanic.