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You know that special kind of pain when you spend three hours meticulously following bug reproduction steps, questioning your entire existence and career choices, only to discover you've been testing on the wrong branch the whole time? Yeah. That's the face of someone who just realized they could've been home by now. The bug report was probably crystal clear too. Steps numbered 1 through 10. Expected behavior documented. Actual behavior documented. Everything perfect. Except the part where you check which branch you're on. That's optional, right? Pro tip: git branch before debugging. Not after. Before.

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Imagine proudly announcing you're the lead developer behind Microsoft Teams and expecting a warm welcome, only to get immediately banished from someone's home like you just confessed to a crime against humanity. The audacity! The betrayal! The sheer HORROR of being responsible for the app that eats RAM like it's an all-you-can-eat buffet, crashes during important meetings, and has notification settings that make absolutely zero sense. This poor soul just wanted to make a good impression on their future father-in-law, but instead they've revealed they're basically the architect of corporate suffering. Sir, you built the digital equivalent of a haunted house where messages disappear, calls drop randomly, and the "Away" status mocks your very existence. Ten seconds is honestly generous.

Content Quora Open in App Sign In When I was 4, my sister was 2. 1 am now 44. How old is my sister? Samuel Lipoff, studied at Harvard University Updated April 5, 2020 This is a tough one. She might be 42, but she could be 41 or 43 also, since you don't say when your birthday is and her birthday is. Also, she could be dead. Finally, you might have thought she was your sister but actually your mom had an affair with another man and the woman who is 1-3 younger than you is not actually your sister. But your mom may have given away your real sister for adoption, in which case she's probably older than you. See why it's tough? Finally, what if you think your sister is dead, but she actually has become an astronaut on a secret government project for near light-speed travel? Then your sister would be aging more slowly than you, so she could potentially be even younger than 41. 118.2K views View 142 Upvoters View Sharers Posted in rINTP reddit

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