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GASP! The HORROR! There is literally NO GREATER THREAT to a child than being forced to learn C! Forget timeout, forget grounding - this store has gone NUCLEAR with their disciplinary tactics! 😱
Nothing says "behave yourselves, tiny humans" like the threat of memory management, pointer arithmetic, and those soul-crushing segmentation faults that appear OUT OF NOWHERE! Parents, just imagine your precious offspring debugging buffer overflows instead of playing Fortnite! Pure. Evil. Genius.
