What The Hieroglyphics Did I Write

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What The Hieroglyphics Did I Write

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Ah, the classic "who wrote this abomination" moment. That feeling when you return to your own code after a brief hiatus and suddenly it looks like ancient Egyptian artifacts on your screen. Your past self apparently thought, "Documentation? Comments? Nah, future me will totally remember what this spaghetti monster does!" Spoiler alert: you don't. Now you're sitting there, coffee in hand, questioning your career choices while trying to decipher whether that function was brilliant or just sleep-deprived madness. The archaeological dig through your own creation begins...

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