The Single Responsibility Principle's Worst Nightmare

Content Salvatore dested I didn't make the code any faster but atleast it's a lot more confusing now 11:42 PM . 13 Oct 21 . Twitter for Android I View Tweet activity

That thousand-yard stare of a developer who just hit "Rebuild All" right before a meeting. Now he's trapped in his own personal prison, watching helplessly as his CPU melts, fans scream, and battery drains faster than his will to live. The compiler is probably still on file 3 of 9,457. He's calculating whether he has time to get coffee, update his resume, or possibly move to a new country before it finishes.

That fleeting moment of glory when your code doesn't immediately set the servers on fire. You're strutting around like a superhero while your Slack blows up with messages. Just wait until they find that one edge case you didn't test for. Enjoy the dopamine while it lasts, friend.

You just wanted to know if you should use camelCase or snake_case for the new feature, but now there's a 45-minute calendar invite with 8 people discussing "naming convention standardization" and someone's sharing their screen with a PowerPoint about "The History of Variable Naming." The worst part? The meeting ends with "Let's schedule a follow-up to continue this discussion." The classic developer time-sink where a 10-second question morphs into corporate purgatory faster than you can say "git commit".

Content BJ Smith BJSmithArt 27m Why are IT guys such dicks? O 7 Eric Chapman eschapman Replying to BJSmithArt Last week I drove two hours to push the power button on a server that three separate people assured me was already on. 3:38 PM 81921 Twitter for iPhone ProgrammerHumor.to

Content When it's a few hours before the deadline and you've noticed a bigger bug than the one you've been working on for 5 hours ATARI I'LL JUST PUT THIS OVER HERE WITH THE REST OF THE FIRE.