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The Single Responsibility Principle's Worst Nightmare

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The eternal software engineer's dilemma, perfectly illustrated by Emperor Kuzco. On one shoulder, the devil whispers "just cram that new functionality into your existing bloated class and call it a day." On the other, the angel begs you to consider proper architecture. Meanwhile, you're standing there with that blank stare, knowing you'll choose technical debt now and regret it during code review later. The single responsibility principle weeps silently in the corner.

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