The Single Responsibility Principle's Worst Nightmare

Content James Tucker tuckerdev Tabs, the programmer's Todo list since 1994. 8:49 PM 22 Oct 20 Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 30 Likes 17

Oh. My. GOD. The AUDACITY of that junior dev thinking they can fix ALL alignment issues in a WEEKEND?! 💅 Honey, the senior dev is over here having an existential crisis about changing a FONT STYLE taking THREE WHOLE WEEKS! That's because the senior knows the horrifying truth - every CSS change is connected to seventeen other things that will spontaneously combust if you touch them! That one-line font change? It's actually a portal to dependency hell that will summon bugs from dimensions unknown! Meanwhile, our precious little junior is still living in that beautiful dreamland where CSS actually makes sense. Bless their innocent heart! 😭

Content Today I killed a switch. How, you asked? Someone implemented their own interpretation of power over ethernet.

The perfect illustration of programming language personalities! Rust is that uptight friend who freaks out over the smallest type mismatch—staring at you judgmentally through those condescending SpongeBob glasses. Meanwhile, Python is the chaotic enabler who's like "Float? Toyota? Whatever man, I'll make it work!" with that maniacal grin. Rust developers spend hours fighting the compiler while Python devs are out there committing type crimes that would make a computer science professor need therapy. The beauty of dynamic typing: where everything's made up and the types don't matter!

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Microsoft Azure CTO declares C and C++ should be "deprecated" while his entire company runs on it. That's like a fish suggesting water is overrated. Next up: Windows will run on thoughts and prayers instead of kernel code. Meanwhile, Linux kernel devs, game engine programmers, and embedded systems engineers just collectively rolled their eyes so hard they saw their own brain stems.