Shots Fired: The Plugin Addiction

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Shots Fired: The Plugin Addiction

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The eternal lie every VS Code user tells themselves. "Just one more extension and I'll be productive, I swear!" Meanwhile, IntelliJ users are watching from their fortress of integrated features, sipping coffee and judging silently. Truth is, we're all just trying to avoid actually writing code by endlessly customizing our environment. The plugin rabbit hole is deeper than any Stack Overflow thread you've ever fallen into.

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