You Want To Edit That Field?

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You Want To Edit That Field?

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SWEET MERCIFUL DATABASE GODS! Your boss splurges on DataGrip (a fancy database tool) thinking you'll suddenly become a SQL wizard, but the reality? The software crashes faster than my will to live during a production outage! It's the classic corporate solution - throw expensive software at problems instead of fixing the actual database architecture that's held together with duct tape and prayers. The audacity of hoping a premium tool will magically fix years of technical debt! Meanwhile you're sitting there watching the spinning wheel of death while trying to edit ONE. SIMPLE. FIELD. 💀

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