There Are Two Types Of People

Ah yes, the natural evolution of a gamer. First, you tolerate 30 FPS like some kind of barbarian. Then you ascend to 60 FPS and feel enlightened. At 144 FPS, you're practically a deity among mortals. But the final form? Having a $3000 gaming rig that collects dust while you spend 18 hours a day explaining to strangers why their preferred graphics card is objectively wrong. The true endgame isn't playing games—it's arguing about them with the passion of someone defending their doctoral thesis.

Oh. My. God. The AUDACITY of battery indicators! Regular Pooh is forced to endure the TRAUMA of just FOUR measly battery levels, leaving him in a perpetual state of battery anxiety. But FANCY Pooh? That privileged bear gets EIGHT WHOLE LEVELS of battery precision! It's the difference between "Is it 25% or 24%? WHO KNOWS?!" and "Ah yes, I have precisely 62.5% remaining." This is the kind of UI inequality that keeps me up at night! The battery indicator class system is REAL, people!

Content Nurse: Sir you've been in a coma since January 31st 2017 Me: oh boy I can't wait to see my favourite 300GB of live production data

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Content !usrbinpython import sys for 1 in range(1,11): print i if i 5: print "" elif i 6 and 1 9: print "WHERE ARE ALL THE BRACKETS??" else: print "HOW DO YOU PEOPLE READ THIS SYNTAX EASILY" I wrote my first python program today!