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They Say Always Tip Your Server
Hardware Security Devops Databases
9 days ago 123.6K views 0 shares
They Say Always Tip Your Server
When they said "tip your server," I don't think this is what they meant. That poor rack server just took a nosedive onto concrete, spilling its guts like a digital piñata. Years of carefully managed RAID configurations, backups, and production data scattered across the floor in seconds. Somewhere, a sysadmin is having the worst day of their career while the CTO is frantically checking if their resume is up to date. Hope they had off-site backups, because no amount of "have you tried turning it off and on again" is fixing this massacre.

Taking Our Jobs
AI Python Frontend
17 days ago 80.4K views 0 shares
Taking Our Jobs
Content Today 6:14 AM dude your job is done for • I just made an entire website with chatGPT wanna see it? sure Read 6:16 AM C: Users\ben\ Downloads\index.html

The End Of An Era
AI Javascript php Linux Databases
17 days ago 87.6K views 0 shares
The End Of An Era
Content "Higher-Order-Vibes" Are Killing the Vibe Coding Industry I used to be a 10x Vibecoder. A prompt artisan with five years of vibe experience on my CV. My job was to whisper sweet nothings into our company's overpriced ChatGPT wrapper. The MVPs shipped one after the other. I was good. Then, word come out about "Higher-Order-Vibes": Prompts which coaxed Als to act like vibe coders. Some Satoshi-wannabe released the whitepaper anonymously, and it became the talk of every CTO. It was a replacement. A dehumanizing monstrosity which stood against everything I vibed for. My first day with HOV, I fed it a hand-crafted prompt for a meditation app. Then, it responded: > Prompt too detailed. Over-specified. Try to feel it more. I'll take it from here. Then it generated the app. It was perfect. Better than anything I could have put into wishful words. It even chose to use Elm instead of Svelte, and wrote a 500-word justification explaining that the vibe was more aligned like that." Let this be a warning. Our craft, our vibing age is coming to an end.

When You Say Youre Using Torrent
Backend
17 days ago 49.0K views 0 shares
When You Say Youre Using Torrent

I Will Not Take It Back
Javascript Frontend
17 days ago 52.7K views 0 shares
I Will Not Take It Back
Content Me USING I'M NOT ASHAMED OF JAVASCRIPT r/Programming Humor EXACTLY. THAT'S THE PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD BE.

The Creativity Of End Users
Programming
17 days ago 59.0K views 0 shares
The Creativity Of End Users
Content Engineer: "The product is very intuitive. It does not need a manual" The customers:

It Just Works, It Just Works
Debugging Testing
17 days ago 78.5K views 0 shares
It Just Works, It Just Works
Content ME ERROR INCODE

When I Thought My 1080 Ti Finally Died, But Turns Out It Was Just My Psu Failing
AI
22 days ago 168.2K views 0 shares
When I Thought My 1080 Ti Finally Died, But Turns Out It Was Just My Psu Failing
Content * = CS650M Call the ambulance! But not for me! 5 reddit imgflip.com

Real Life One Of Those Days. Yes Those Are My Shoe Prints.
Programming
1 month ago 57.4K views 0 shares
Real Life One Of Those Days. Yes Those Are My Shoe Prints.

Has This Happened To Anyone
Networking Hardware
1 month ago 93.2K views 0 shares
Has This Happened To Anyone
That moment when you realize the "Protective Boot" isn't some fancy security feature but just the plastic cap on your Ethernet cable. Spent 30 minutes googling how to configure it in Cisco IOS only to discover it's literally just keeping dust out of your connector. Network engineers with CompTIA certs sweating nervously right now.

The First Rule Of IT: Never Jinx A Quiet Day
Devops Programming Debugging
1 month ago 103.2K views 0 shares
The First Rule Of IT: Never Jinx A Quiet Day
Every IT professional knows that sacred pre-holiday silence. The production server is humming peacefully, tickets are minimal, and you're counting down minutes until freedom. Then some rookie mentions "Wow, it's really quiet today!" and suddenly three critical systems crash simultaneously. It's like invoking a demonic ritual. The first and only commandment of IT: Never acknowledge the calm before you're safely at home with your phone on silent and laptop firmly closed.

Stress, Hell No
Programming Devops StackOverflow Debugging Backend
1 month ago 93.6K views 1 shares
Stress, Hell No
Nothing says "totally not stressed" like aging 40 years in 29. That beard isn't white from wisdom—it's from debugging legacy code at 3 AM while production is on fire. The sunglasses aren't a fashion statement; they're hiding the thousand-yard stare from staring at Stack Overflow for 72 consecutive hours. But sure, Nerijus, tell us again how IT isn't stressful while your eye twitches uncontrollably behind those lenses.