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When Your Company Name Becomes Your Bug Report

When Your Company Name Becomes Your Bug Report
The name finally makes sense! For those not in the cybersecurity loop, CrowdStrike is a major security company that recently caused a global IT meltdown with a faulty update. Their software literally "struck the crowd" of Windows machines worldwide, causing blue screens and boot failures across airports, banks, and businesses. The shocked Pikachu face perfectly captures that moment when your company name becomes an ironic self-fulfilling prophecy. Naming your security firm "CrowdStrike" and then accidentally striking down crowds of computers is like naming your boat "Unsinkable" right before an iceberg encounter.

Your Average Manager Halloween Costume

Your Average Manager Halloween Costume
Ooooh, the scariest costume of them all! 👻 This IT Manager package comes with everything you need to haunt your dev team's nightmares! Just slip it on and watch your coworkers run screaming from the "free pizza" that mysteriously only appears when you need them to stay until midnight. The empty promises accessory pairs perfectly with the "we're like a family here" speech you'll give right before canceling everyone's PTO requests. Truly terrifying how accurate this is... I'm having flashbacks to my last job where my manager's idea of career development was hiring his golf buddy instead of promoting anyone internal. The costume even includes the special ability to develop selective hearing loss whenever a developer mentions "technical debt" or "burnout"! 🎃

When You Still Have Slack

When You Still Have Slack
That awkward moment when IT forgets to revoke your Slack access after firing you, and now you're lurking in the shadows like Goku plotting his revenge. Time to watch your ex-coworkers panic when you drop the "I can see all your messages about the production server being down" bomb. Nothing says professional closure like witnessing your replacement struggle with the codebase you deliberately left undocumented. Digital ghost mode: ACTIVATED .

Make Sure The Server Works

Make Sure The Server Works
Ah, the sacred pre-vacation server ritual! Nothing says "please don't crash while I'm gone" like a desperate group prayer to the uptime gods. These poor souls are performing the ancient IT sacrament of server-touching—a mystical ceremony where sysadmins transfer their life force into the hardware. "Stay alive until January, you temperamental pile of circuits. I've got eggnog to drink and I'm not debugging your tantrums remotely from my in-laws' house." The irony? The server will absolutely choose Christmas morning to have an existential crisis anyway.

The Sheer Joy Of Dealing With It Department 404

The Sheer Joy Of Dealing With It Department 404
When free money meets corporate trickery! 💸 This poor soul got BAMBOOZLED by their own IT department who set up a fake phishing test disguised as a $20 voucher email. The classic "too good to be true" trap that we ALL would've fallen for! Now they're stuck in mandatory security training purgatory, probably watching those soul-crushing videos about not clicking suspicious links... while dreaming about what they could've bought with that non-existent $20. The skull emoji says it all - they're DEAD inside! This is the corporate equivalent of your parents saying "just kidding" after promising you ice cream. 😭

I Didn'T Touch It In Months Anyways

I Didn'T Touch It In Months Anyways
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Why Github Copilot Sucks

Why Github Copilot Sucks
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Me Too Friend

Me Too Friend
Content I Am Devloper @iamdevloper Following I've been using Vim for about 2 years now, mostly because I can't figure out how to exit it. * Reply 47 Retweet * Favorite *** More RETWEETS FAVORITES 4,846 2,105 4:56 AM - 18 Feb 2014

Please God No

Please God No
Content Science • Space NASA confirms it's developing the Moon's new time zone The White House directed the agency to do so by the end of 2026. Will Shanklin Contributing Reporter Fri, Sep 13, 2024 • 2 min read a 9

I Just Hate Making Graphics And Music, You Have To Do It For A Good Game, But It Is Extremly Hard And Time Consuming!

I Just Hate Making Graphics And Music, You Have To Do It For A Good Game, But It Is Extremly Hard And Time Consuming!
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Flask Server

Flask Server
Content Flask This is a development server. Do not use it ina production deployment. ME USES DEV SERVE RANVWANS FLASK FLASK Listen here, you little shit imgflip.co ProgrammerHumor.io

Relationship Optimize

Relationship Optimize
Content All you talk about is Leetcode, it's a serious problem in our relationship. Babe, just give me 45 minutes. I can find an optimal solution to this problem.