Memory Prices Make Me Cry

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2 months ago 311,746 views 0 shares

Memory Prices Make Me Cry

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Picture this: You're an IT company trying to upgrade your infrastructure, and RAM prices are skyrocketing faster than your coffee consumption during sprint week. Your company's net worth? Doubled! Not because you're crushing it with innovation or landing massive contracts, but because the memory sticks sitting in your server room are now worth more than the actual servers themselves. It's like discovering your dusty Pokemon cards are suddenly worth a fortune, except way less fun and infinitely more depressing. The market giveth, and the market taketh away... your budget, your sanity, and your ability to justify that "necessary" 128GB upgrade. Companies are literally hoarding RAM like it's digital gold, watching their balance sheets inflate while their ability to actually BUY more RAM deflates. What a time to be alive in the tech industry!

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