Irony Memes

Security teams spend months crafting elaborate phishing tests, only to have them defeated by developers who instinctively delete anything that isn't a GitHub notification or pizza delivery confirmation. The irony is palpable—you can't fail a security test if you never engage with it in the first place. The ultimate security through negligence. Meanwhile, the security team is patting themselves on the back thinking their training worked. Nope, just developer apathy winning again.

The sweet irony of cybersecurity education! You spend hours coding a sophisticated dictionary attack algorithm, feeling like a hacker genius as you crack the password... only to discover the password is literally "password". It's that moment when you realize your professor set you up for the perfect facepalm. The classic security paradox: the most sophisticated attacks are often defeated by the most embarrassing implementation choices. Somewhere, a senior developer is nodding knowingly while updating their password from "password" to "password1".

Ah, the legendary "security by obscurity" approach! This poor soul thinks removing their password from a list of common passwords will protect them from hackers. Meanwhile, they're literally broadcasting their password ("dolphins") by showing the diff where they're removing it from the file. It's like putting a "DEFINITELY NOT HIDING MONEY HERE" sign on your mattress. The 263 thumbs up and 353 laughing reactions show everyone appreciates this spectacular self-own. Security experts everywhere just collectively facepalmed so hard they broke their mechanical keyboards.