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Good Job You're Fired

Good Job You're Fired
Developer writes code that writes code to avoid writing code. Feeling accomplished, they deploy themselves upward in celebration. Physics kicks in approximately 0.3 seconds later. The sudden realization that automation includes automating yourself out of existence hits harder than the ground will. Congratulations, you've successfully optimized the company's biggest expense: your salary.

Somethings Supporting Those Umm Technologies

Somethings Supporting Those Umm Technologies
Ah yes, the classic tech industry anatomy lesson. OpenAI and Microsoft Copilot are getting all the attention up top, looking shiny and impressive, while the real MVPs—FOSS projects, independent artists, and venture capital—are doing the heavy lifting down below. It's almost poetic how these AI giants are basically standing on the shoulders of... well, everything else. OpenAI scraped half the internet (including your GitHub repos, you're welcome), Copilot trained on millions of lines of open-source code, and both are propped up by billions in VC money that's desperately hoping this AI bubble doesn't pop before they exit. The irony? The open-source community built the foundation, artists unknowingly donated their work to the training sets, and VCs threw cash at it like confetti. Meanwhile, the fancy AI tools get all the credit while casually forgetting to mention the awkward "how did we get this data again?" conversation. Classic tech move—stand on giants, claim you're flying.

I Don't Need No Rolex

I Don't Need No Rolex
The beautiful irony here is chef's kiss. A subreddit that supposedly despises AI because it's driving up RAM prices (thanks to all those GPU-hungry models) just upvoted an AI-generated image to 25k+. The post shows RAM sticks strapped to a wrist like a luxury watch—because who needs a Rolex when you can flex your DDR5 modules? The PC Master Race crowd loves to complain about AI training inflating hardware costs, yet they can't resist a good meme... even when it's made by the very thing they claim to hate. It's like protesting McDonald's while eating a Big Mac. The hypocrisy is so thick you could mine it for crypto. Also, wearing RAM as a watch is actually peak PC culture—telling time is temporary, but 64GB of memory is forever (or until DDR6 drops).

Microslop

Microslop
So Microsoft's CEO admits 30% of their code is AI-generated, then immediately asks people to stop calling AI "slop." Yeah, good luck with that one, buddy. The timing here is *chef's kiss*. When nearly a third of your codebase is churned out by an algorithm that hallucinates Stack Overflow answers, maybe "slop" is being generous. The real kicker? Nadella thinks AI will "transform society" but gets defensive about what we call it. Sir, if it writes code like my junior dev after three energy drinks, I'm calling it whatever I want. The machine that turns code into slop indeed. At least now we know why Windows updates keep breaking everything.

Ship Code Not Excuses He Says

Ship Code Not Excuses He Says
Someone left Microsoft because they wouldn't give them a MacBook, then proceeds to write a five-paragraph essay justifying their decision with the classic "Mac makes me more productive" argument. They talk about swapping terminals like a ninja, running Docker natively, and how their laptop sounds like a jet engine (spoiler: that's not the flex they think it is). Then they complain about Microsoft's 20-step auth and locked-down internal tools—valid gripes, honestly. But here's the kicker: after all this rambling about productivity and tooling preferences, they end with "Ship code, not excuses." Brother just shipped a whole manifesto instead of code. The irony is so thick you could deploy it to production. If you need a specific OS to be productive, you're not as productive as you think. Real devs ship code on a potato if they have to.

Job Security

Job Security
So you're telling me the founder got kicked out of their own company for "slowing everyone down" after replacing the entire C-suite with Claude AI? The irony is chef's kiss. CEO Claude, CTO Claude, CFO Claude, COO Claude, CIO Claude, CMO Claude—it's like that Spider-Man pointing meme but with more existential dread and better code completion. At least when the AI overlords take over, they'll have excellent meeting notes and won't need HR to mediate conflicts. Plot twist: Claude probably wrote the termination letter too. Maximum efficiency achieved. 🎯

Year

Year
So everyone's screaming about JavaScript being terrible, but then you look at how developers actually get the current year in production code. Instead of just using new Date().getFullYear() , some genius decided to hardcode "2025" wrapped in a beautiful mess of <footer><small> tags that don't even close properly. The closing </small> is chilling AFTER the text instead of wrapping it correctly. Maybe JavaScript isn't the problem. Maybe it's the developers who refuse to use it correctly. This footer will be hilariously outdated in about 365 days, and some poor soul will have to manually update it while the rest of the internet just... uses a date function like normal people. The real kicker? They're complaining about hardcoded YEARS while literally hardcoding a year. Chef's kiss. 💋👌

Ultimate Betrayal

Ultimate Betrayal
Someone just nuked an entire FAQ section from Firefox's codebase—specifically the one where they pinky-promised to never sell your personal data and protect you from advertisers. You know, that whole "That's a promise" bit that made Firefox the good guy in the browser wars. The diff shows -8 lines of pure idealism being deleted. No additions. Just... gone. Like deleting your principles from version control because, well, business is business. The irony is chef's kiss—removing the promise about protecting privacy in a commit that's now permanently documented in git history. Nothing says "we changed our minds about that whole privacy thing" quite like yeeting it from the source code. The real kicker? This is in the Firefox repo itself. The browser that built its entire brand on NOT being Chrome just casually deleting their privacy manifesto. At least they're honest about it... in the most passive-aggressive way possible.

Its Almost 2026

Its Almost 2026
Nothing screams "legacy codebase" quite like a footer that still says "© 2022" in the year 2025. The irony here is beautiful: a product claiming to solve the problem of outdated copyright years... while displaying an outdated copyright year in its own footer. It's like a fitness app with a broken step counter or a spell-checker with typos in its marketing. The real kicker? They're marketing this as "Product of the day 46th" while simultaneously proving they need their own product. Either they haven't launched yet, or they're running the most meta marketing campaign in history. Pro tip: if you're selling a solution to automatically update copyright years, maybe start by using it on your own site. Just a thought.

Galatians Four Sixteen

Galatians Four Sixteen
The beautiful irony of our times: programmers clutching their pearls over AI generating sprites and icons, while artists are out here speedrunning Python tutorials to automate their workflows. Turns out everyone just wants to skip the part they're bad at. Programmers can't draw stick figures to save their lives, and artists would rather learn regex than manually process 10,000 files. It's like watching two people swap problems and both thinking they got the better deal.

The Best Way To Improve Productivity

The Best Way To Improve Productivity
Management really thought they had a galaxy brain moment forcing devs to use AI tools. "Let's make them more productive by having ChatGPT write their code!" they said. Devs were like "yeah sure whatever" and went back to sleep. Plot twist: turns out AI is actually pretty good at generating status reports, attending meetings, writing performance reviews, and crafting those passive-aggressive Slack messages that middle management specializes in. Suddenly everyone's awake because the productivity "improvement" is about to hit a bit different than expected. The irony is chef's kiss – companies trying to automate the workers ended up creating a tool that's better at automating the people who made that decision. Maybe that's the real productivity boost we needed all along.

Ramageddon

Ramageddon
Nvidia out here playing 4D chess: invest billions into AI, watch AI models consume ungodly amounts of RAM to load those massive parameters, then realize you need more RAM to feed your GPUs. It's the perfect business model—create the demand, then scramble to supply it yourself. The AI boom turned into a RAM shortage so fast that even Nvidia's looking around like "wait, where'd all the memory go?" Fun fact: Modern large language models can require hundreds of gigabytes of VRAM just to run inference. When you're training? Better start measuring in terabytes. Nvidia basically funded their own supply chain crisis.