intellij Memes

Just One More Plugin

Programming Webdev Javascript

7 days ago 66.6K views 0 shares

Just One More Plugin

The eternal VS Code addict's bargaining phase. "Just one more extension and I'll be productive, I swear!" Meanwhile, IntelliJ users watch from their feature-complete fortress, sipping coffee that cost as much as their IDE subscription. The extension count hits triple digits while startup time approaches geological epochs. We've all been there — convincing ourselves that this color theme or that bracket colorizer is the missing piece to becoming a 10x developer. Spoiler: it never is.

Good Job Intelli J

Java Backend

11 months ago 2.7K views 0 shares

goodJobIntelliJ | java-memes, try-memes, list-memes, class-memes, intellij-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Me trying to create a java.util. List Intellij who just imported the entirety of java.awt just for Color class:

Fork intellij, rename ...

Programming Java

1 year ago 10.4K views 0 shares

Fork intellij, rename ... | programming-memes, program-memes, fork-memes, IT-memes, intellij-memes, ide-memes, language-memes, programming language-memes, jetbrains-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content A programming language hasn't arrived until JetBrains makes an IDE for it

When you discover Lombok

Java

1 year ago 2.9K views 0 shares

When you discover Lombok | intellij-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content IJ IJ IntelliJ IDEA IntelliJ IKEA

Profile of a Junior Developer I saw this morning

Javascript php Java Linux Databases

1 year ago 11.3K views 0 shares

Content Skills and knowledge by occupation-Hard Skills PHP Proficiency Javascript Expert (query Expert (SQL Expert (Git experienced level (BoostrapTailwind Mastery Lava Intellis IDEA Beginner React Beginner (JSON Beginner (CSS Experience Level . Additional additional skills - Soft Skills (VSphere turn off the server (SAP joint domain (CMD access to the LAN head (Joint group Computer within the organization (VNC language skills language skills Thai speaking very good listening very good reading very good writing very good

Laughs in IntelliJ

Java Linux

1 year ago 3.8K views 0 shares

*Laughs in IntelliJ* | eclipse-memes, cli-memes, intellij-memes, ecli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Does she code in Java? Yeah Eclipse is a great IDE isn't it? Of course honey! It's so intuitive and easy to use! your foster parents are dead

my hate crusade against eclipse goes on

Java Linux

1 year ago 4.7K views 0 shares

my hate crusade against eclipse goes on | eclipse-memes, cli-memes, intellij-memes, ecli-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Sir, this spot is for the handicapped only! Eclipse is better than IntelliJ. Sorry for bothering you. Have a nice day! ProarammerHumor.io

How IntelliJ users feel like when they use Eclipse

Java Linux

1 year ago 4.7K views 0 shares

How IntelliJ users feel like when they use Eclipse | eclipse-memes, cli-memes, intellij-memes, ecli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content How IntelliJ users feel like when they use Eclipse IDE

Vim is not an IDE

Java Linux

1 year ago 4.7K views 0 shares

Vim is not an IDE | code-memes, vim-memes, eclipse-memes, cli-memes, intellij-memes, ecli-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Visual Studio Code Intellis Eclipse ProgrammerHumor.

the java RAM usage incident (looking at you IntelliJ)

Java Backend

1 year ago 3.5K views 0 shares

the java RAM usage incident (looking at you IntelliJ) | java-memes, intellij-memes, ide-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Cg. 0 1,1 MB Performant Software Connoisseur ava 7,9 854 9 MB AVERAGE BLOAT FAN

Respect each other

Java

1 year ago 2.6K views 0 shares

Respect each other | intellij-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content (I LIKE Eclipse BUT WE STILL RESPECT EACH OTH- AND I PREFER Intellis GET THAT DIRTY BULLSHIT OUT OF MY FACE. poorlydrawnlines.com ProgrammerHu

Majority of memes on this sub. It's getting old, shall we get more creative now?

Java Microsoft Windows

2 years ago 2.8K views 0 shares

Majority of memes on this sub. It's getting old, shall we get more creative now? | code-memes, visual studio-memes, windows-memes, intellij-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, macbook-memes, cs-memes, notepad-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io

Content Light Theme! Dark Theme! Visual Studio IntelliJ IDEA lava TI? Emacs Whatever tickles you pickle dude. You can code on brainfuck on notepad on windows that is installed on macbook, don't care Exactly

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