We Have IntelliJ At Home

Ah, the classic "we have food at home" parental strategy, but make it IDE-flavored! The kid begs for IntelliJ IDEA (the sleek, modern Java IDE with all the bells and whistles), but mom says "No, we have IntelliJ at home." Cut to what's actually waiting at home: Eclipse, the clunky Java dinosaur that's been slowly fossilizing since 2008.

It's like asking for a Tesla and getting handed the keys to a rusted Pinto that occasionally bursts into flames when you try to refactor your code. Eclipse isn't just outdated—it's the IDE equivalent of dial-up internet in a 5G world.