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Java coding without IntelliJ is like navigating a verbose wasteland with nothing but a stick and some hope. Then IntelliJ descends from the heavens with its divine auto-completion, refactoring tools, and that sweet, sweet intention detection. Six hours of boilerplate code reduced to three clicks. The IDE that makes Java almost bearable—and that's saying something after 15 years in the trenches. The only angel that answers prayers like "please generate these getters and setters before I lose my will to live."

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