gradle Memes

Gradle Held Me Hostage
Python Java Debugging Testing
3 months ago 13.7K views 0 shares
gradleHeldMeHostage | code-memes, computer-memes, design-memes, try-memes, random-memes, shell-memes, gradle-memes, error-memes, fix-memes, IT-memes, ide-memes, ML-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 8:43 B X G, .il 55 Q rfeedthememes uFurryNOT 7h Gradle held me hostage GRADLE. THIS PIECE OF ACTUAL GARBAGE. I swear, I have completely lost my grip on reality, because I spent FOUR HOURS -I'm not even kidding, four whole hours of my life-trying to get this dumpster fire of a build tool to recognize it downloaded the damn wrapper. BRO. THE SAME WRAPPER IT DOWNLOADED LITERALLY. LIKE. TWO MINUTES AGO. DOES GRADLE HAVE SHORT-TERM MEMORY LOSS? DOES IT NEED A DOCTOR? WHAT IS HAPPENING?? I'm sitting here, tweaking settings, deleting caches, googling every error code like I'm solving a NASA-level equation, and it's just giving me the middle finger at everv turn. I uninstalled. reinstalled, rebooted m computer, sacrificed my last shred of sanity, screamed into the void, and you know what? GRADLE JUST SAT THERE. LAUGHING AT ME. MOCKING MY VERY EXISTENCE. I started questioning my reality. Is this even real? Am I real? Is Gradle actually a glitch in the matrix designed to make me lose what's left of my sanity??? AND THEN. OH. AND THEN. AFTER ALL THAT-AFTER I DESCENDED INTO PURE MADNESS-IT JUST DECIDES TO WORK. OUT OF NOWHERE. I DIDN'T TOUCH A SINGLE THING. I DID NOTHING. AND GRADLE JUST GOES, "LOL JK, WE GOOD NOW." LIKE WHAT??? WHAT WAS ALL THAT FOR, GRADLE?? WHY DID YOU PUT ME THROUGH THIS TORTURE JUST TO RANDOMLY FIX YOURSELF LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED? DO YOU ENJOY MY PAIN? DO YOU FEED OFF MY SUFFERING? I'm done. I'm so done. Gradle has officially broken me. This isn't a build tool. It's a psvchological experiment. I'm convinced. I'm just a shell of a human being now. Thanks, Gradle. THANKS Add a comment

Me Dreaming About Becoming Android Developer
Java Android
5 months ago 8.9K views 0 shares
meDreamingAboutBecomingAndroidDeveloper | developer-memes, android-memes, gradle-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me dreaming about android dev Gradle build Me dreaming about' is running android dev Everything is deprecating every week Gradle build is running Me dreaming about android dev ProarammerHumor.io

Writing Good Commit Messages Helps You Communicate And Collaborate With Your Team
Java Android Linux Debugging Testing
7 months ago 13.3K views 0 shares
writingGoodCommitMessagesHelpsYouCommunicateAndCollaborateWithYourTeam | android-memes, try-memes, test-memes, loc-memes, command-memes, git-memes, github-memes, date-memes, http-memes, gradle-memes, fix-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content AnukenMindustry: The at X I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE https:github.comAnukenMindustry THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE 8 82 4 wreastonneuriz3o Allow markers to use any texture (9435) ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ustrygame.github.io ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE github ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE " android most unfor ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE mobile-game ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE sanadox-game annotations Commands ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE core Allow mark. ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE desktop Display bar ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE Castiane Localizatior ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE gradlewrapper I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ios ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE fork pain ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE DOS server Fixed 9422 ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE " tests ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE S ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE tools Removed u ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE uild 146 (Latest ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE gitignore Less confus ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE O CONTRIBUTING.md I have not ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE utors ISSUES.md Create ISSI ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE LICENSE Removed ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE README.md Updates ar ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE tribute SERVERLIST.d Update SEF ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE TRANSLATING.md Update TR. ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THEments 500 ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE build. gradle Make file n. ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE - page: 3 years ago ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE O gradle.properties Fixed 944 ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE C ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE gradlew Conflicts. ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ges ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE gradlew.bat Conflicts: ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE Other 0.6 Unusual ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE ANDROID GRADLE PLUGIN I HATE THE justrvcommit5548727501793479c4cdb557267a9441dd5698 ProdrammerHumor.io

Gradle and Maven are really annoying.
Java
8 months ago 9.2K views 0 shares
Gradle and Maven are really annoying. | maven-memes, gradle-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content "CH is just Microsoft Java Operator Overloading Godot and Unityo Value Types Unsigned integers. Function Pointers NuGet

Installing Dependencies
Javascript Python Java Frontend Backend
1 year ago 14.9K views 0 shares
installingDependencies | python-memes, requirements-memes, gradle-memes, npm-memes, pip-memes, dependencies-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content JS ava python CIC pm install .gradlew build pip install -r requirements.txt

Bernie waiting for gradle build to finish
Java
1 year ago 8.2K views 0 shares
Bernie waiting for gradle build to finish | gradle-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content ProdrammerHumor.io

It all makes sense now.
Java
2 years ago 9.4K views 0 shares
It all makes sense now. | gradle-memes, bitcoin-memes, IT-memes, mining-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17

Cries in build.gradle
Java Android
2 years ago 8.1K views 0 shares
Cries in build.gradle | android-memes, android studio-memes, gradle-memes, IT-memes, laptop-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Me: There's no way Android Studio can lag on my laptop. It has 8 GB RAM. Android Studio: observe.

That actually makes sense
Java
2 years ago 8.9K views 0 shares
That actually makes sense | gradle-memes, bitcoin-memes, mining-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17

I am becoming very suspicious about the stability of this code
Java Android Frontend Backend
2 years ago 9.0K views 0 shares
I am becoming very suspicious about the stability of this code | css-memes, code-memes, android-memes, api-memes, generics-memes, gradle-memes, bot-memes, cs-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content d732f4 Merge "DO NOT MERGE Track generics in support API definition." by Michael Wright 20 hours ago master c260bc9 DO NOT MERGE Track generics in support API definition. by Michael Wright 21 hours ago 885a9b Merge "DO NOT MERGE ANY HERE. Move to a stable Android gradle plugin." by Aurimas Liutikas 4 days ago 8f766db DO NOT MERGE ANYWHERE. Move to a stable Android gradle plugin. by Aurimas Liutikas 5 days ago 3619a79 Merge "Annotate several method parameters in AlertDialog.Builder as Nullable" by Chris Banes 2 weeks ago c052945 Annotate several method parameters in AlertDialog.Builder as Nullable by Scott Kennedy 3 weeks ago 432 f331 Merge "Import translations. DO NOT MERGE" into stage-aosp-master by TreeHugger Robot 3 months ago af3c550 Merge "Import translations. DO NOT MERGE" into stage-aosp-master by TreeHugger Robot 3 months ago bdd42af Import translations. DO NOT MERGE by Bill Yi 3 months ago 3afba0d Import translations. DO NOT MERGE by Bill Yi 3 months ago 984db62 Import translations. DO NOT MERGE by Bill Yi 3 months ago

Probably is, mate.
Programming Java
3 years ago 11.6K views 0 shares
Probably is, mate. | gradle-memes, bitcoin-memes, mining-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17

That actually makes sense
Programming Java
3 years ago 11.6K views 0 shares
That actually makes sense | gradle-memes, bitcoin-memes, mining-memes, retweet-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Jeran Fox jeranfox pretty sure my Gradle build is mining bitcoin 10:43 PM 10 Jan 18 265 Retweets 667 Likes 17